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Fork in him

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So I went to go look at some cats today at a shelter and there was a little skinny cat named Jimmy Dean (like the breakfast sandwiches) and he was purring and sitting on my lap and I asked the volunteer what the adoption process was like and she explained it and then said “hear that Jimmy Dean, you might have a home for Christmas!”

GIVE ME THE FORMS RIGHT NOW IM TAKING THIS CAT

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I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

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who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

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everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

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Me when someone plays with my hair: can you do that for the next 12 years thx

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Watch out for children!

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Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples