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the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

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reblog if youve ever been called -bread -oprah winfrey -pianist -cake pan

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shockingly enough turn signals exist for a reason

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mmm ha ha!

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you know how some animals can come in 2 very different versions? like australian vs america possums, sea vs river otters

My point is, that but w/ domestic vs wild furbies

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What are other ways of referring to a nonbinary sibling? (Other than just "sibling")

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my mom: come down dinner is done me: ok my mom: itll be done in 15 minutes why dont you set the table me:

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Don’t talk to me unless these are your stats

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New Yorker Cartoon

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!