mori-sempai

[mori-sempai]

[mori-sempai]

[mori-sempai]

[mori-sempai]

Thinking about when my sister told me I should be careful of my husbands intentions because she had a dream that when we moved to Korea that we were going to get a Korean maid and that my husband was going to cheat and have a baby with her and I had to be like ok sweetie thank you and all but do you think me, a person with no job, is going to hire someone to clean my own home while I sit there and watch them

She also thought that me moving to Korea was going to be what helped her adopt a Korean a baby and I was like I don’t know how to tell you this but you still live with our parents and you make 9 dollars an hour you’re not adopting a baby from Korea sweetie I’m so sorry

#I’m pretty sure my sister has some sorry of religious psychosis or something cause she’s wild #she thinks there are kids trapped underground in tunnels that are being assaulted and sacrificed to the immuninati elite #idk man

[mori-sempai]

[mori-sempai]

I used to believe in ghosts but honestly there’s no way that white people would be able to live on native land or have fucking plantation weddings in fucking peace there’s no way

[mori-sempai]

[mori-sempai]

Dear D&Diary,

Today I had the revelation that my half orc has 30ft speed, but because she’s a monk, her unarmored movement is +10ft at Level 3. Using the ki feature Breath of the Wind, she can dash as a bonus action meaning she can go 80ft in a turn.

If anyone cast Haste on my dear sweet Marfu, she would go 160 in six seconds. 

At her most perfect Level 20 self’s unarmored movement of +30, she could go a max 120ft in a turn, or 240ft hasted. With 20 ki points to spend that could mean a solid two minutes of going almost 30 miles per hour and I think that’s beautiful.

[mori-sempai]

Say it with me ladies;

Me👏Not👏 That👏Kind👏of👏Orc

[mori-sempai]

Hey guys just a heads up there's a new scam going around where a gnome will disguise itself with orc facts and then steal all your berries. Stay safe out there.

[mori-sempai]

ORC FACT

got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now

[mori-sempai]

Wednesday at 10PM

[mori-sempai]

alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

#100% half of the homestuck people I used to hang with #toxic as HELL

[mori-sempai]

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

[mori-sempai]

If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

[mori-sempai]

[mori-sempai]