Dying! Why does this sound legitly true!
monsta x as family doctors
SHOWNU
Normal doctor
Smooth appointments and paperwork
You can’t even feel it when he gives you a shot like you’re in and then you’re out
Appointments last 3 minutes max
All prescriptions are helpful without any side effects
Greatest family doctor in the country
WONHO
“Are you sexually active?”
Muscles can’t fit in the lab coat
If he gives a shot to a child and the child starts crying, he will start crying too
prescribes his own smile to cure things
Weighs himself on the baby scale for fun
breaks it
MINHYUK
spends too much time buying band aids of varying designs
“what color do you want?” “doctor, I’m 35” “we have hello kitty ones”
and different posters to hang up around the office according to the theme that day
wants all the kids to like him so he has other doctors administer shots
“What’s wrong? Oh you’re shoulder hurts? You poor thing omg I feel so bad come here lemme give you a hug”
“what about the medicine?”
“yes, that too”
KIHYUN
A second parent
“Eat whole grains, avoid fried foods, exercise an hour each day… but don’t eat apples to keep me away, I will always be here.”
does the most extensive physical checkups like he checks your heartbeat, your spine, your eyes, your fingernails, your teeth, your throat, your toenails
gives you sugar free lollipop on your way out
that pediatrician you keep from when you are 2 to like 36
HYUNGWON
That doctor available for only 2 hours for 3 days a week
The waiting room ends up being packed but no one knows where the doctor is
He’s actually in the back trying on different colored gloves
Looks fine in a lab coat tho
spends too much time trying to get the blocks on the weight scale to balance perfectly no matter how long it takes
JOOHEON
Have you seen the fighter mv
Would insist on using that diamond encrusted stethoscope
Nobody really knows how he got into med school or if he did at all
“Doctor my leg hurts when i do this” “yeah… don’t do that”
Prescribes tylenol for everything. Even if you’re missing an arm.
“This is over the counter, you don’t need to prescri-” “shhHH it’s magic, trust me”
Screams when he has to administer injection because he hates needles
Yeah, no one is sure he’s an actual doctor
IM
Will spend his entire income trying to deck out the lobby
Like plasma screen tv and plants and magazines and a kiddy space
Spends all his time playing with the legos until someone walks in
“Yeah, no, I was just… I wasn’t actually playing I just…. I’m a doctor I swear.”
tries to make puns out of the medication he prescribes on the note but patients can’t understand
they get the wrong medicine and end up suing him
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@heonykih hahaha no! But damn I can stare at him all day! no one can replace Wonho's sexaaaainess! 😂😂
[Five Senses] Yuto | Mnet Special
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Hahahahhahaahah! I'm screaming and dying! This kid needs to be punched! 💀💀💀💀
[TRANS] #IM fanaccount
“Why~ baby”
Trans: @changkyawn_
Ref: @monstaxcast
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