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#tell me more about these “bowls”

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Common Grackle Brooklyn Bridge Park, Pier 1

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This morning I had to move a bug from the ceiling above my co-worker’s desk.

She thought it was a spider, but it was a Bug.

I think she was weirded out that I clambered up onto her desk to do this, but how else was I supposed to reach the ceiling?

Personally I think the weird thing I did was to say “it’s ok, it’s the bug that usually hangs out in the window by my desk.” Like I know the bug personally. “Oh hey Frank, what are you doing over here in Accounting?”

Luckily she doesn’t know about the spider(s) that also live(s) on/above my desk.

#bugs #spiders #workplace

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The fact that people have parents that weren’t born in the late 60s (or early 70s) is so odd to me like that is THE parent age. Like wdym your parents were born in the 1980s and ur my age?? That’s actually insane wtf. Parents were not meant to be in high school in the 2000s…

#laughing at this #*crone voice* #my parents were born in the '40s

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Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

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As an artist, I wasn’t meant to work a day job and answer my own emails and pay rent. I was meant to pursue sensation and transcendence at all costs, lounge louchely in my friend’s summer homes, and carry on a variety of scandalous romantic correspondences historians will squabble over.

#can I at least lounge louchely? #I'm good at it

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Lewis, short for Lewicifer

#took me several tries to decide which spelling was funniest

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Please welcome to the stage…Gerta Dammerung

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Taylor Russell photographed by Luca Guadagnino, 2022 🦴

#Blue Velvet homage

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neil young i am communicating to you directly right now you can hear me in your mind. go to tumblr dot com and press create account. let me know when you have done this and what your url is.

#his tumblr will be all o-gage model trains

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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And if you froze the frame, the filler text for the chapter on “Infiltration & Assassination” that the invisible recruits were reading in the last shot? was the lyrics to ‘Happiness Is a Warm Gun.’

remember when buffy the vampire slayer made it canon that if you're too unpopular in high school you turn invisible. and that the fbi is recruiting these invisible children to train as assassins. and then it just never comes up again

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The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

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i posted this on r/tf2 half expecting there to be a 50/50 ratio of positive/negative comments, but everyone has been so wholesome

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whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb

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Also reminds me of one of those movie trailers where the characters are wearing beautiful period or fantasy costumes, possibly while also swordfighting or dancing, most of my mutuals are going "not to be a lesbian but omg etc" over it, but somewhere a *different* group of viewers are griping because nobody’s in a bikini or whatever. And *another* bunch are delighted that "the characters aren't being sexualized." People interpret the same thing very differently sometimes.

"ace people are drawn to historical costuming because it's unsexy by modern standards" is an interesting take I've just seen

I feel like it's complicated a bit by the fact that some people do find historical clothing sexy, though. which, for me personally, is both good (ladies with whom I might wish to flirt) and bad (for femmes like me: creepy old men at balls trying to act out some sort of bizarre not-actually-historically-accurate fantasy; catcallers who will holler at ANYTHING that looks female; right-wing guys who think you're a tradwife)

thoughts?

#so yeah