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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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If God were real he'd have divvied up my stupid dumb amongst the crowd instead of giving it all to me, but here I am

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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<3

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please help my friend out if you can

i didn't think i'd ever make this kind of post, but he needs help with top surgery and with the way he's been before i worry about what he might do if he can't afford it. anything helps, even if you can only share it

#mutual aid #gofundme #donate #top surgery fund

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i know everybody gets sick of me eventually and that im too fucked up for people to stick around, but if people could just have the balls to say it to my face so that im not fucking ghosted every time that’d be fucking great

#vent #i still don’t know how long i should consider they haven’t had the time and when it becomes a lost cause #maybe when it hits the week mark and she still hasn’t responded or looked at my message #and i sent it on instagram and have seen her active so i know she’s fine #rambling river

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Baked with love, doomed for compost :’(

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Howl truly is the man of all time. He’s a playboy. He’s a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. He’s a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. He’s not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. He’s a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He can’t play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when he’s trying to seduce a woman. He’s a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we don’t find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks it’s spelled Howl. He’s even Welsh.

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i finished reading your story and i must say that, while it's alright, there's so many plot holes because the characters made irrational decisions and didn't think logically 100% of the time. consider fixing this next time please

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i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!