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some people seem to think that being horny for a media is paradoxical to critical analysis but actually anyone who makes quality horny content is so knee-deep in critical analysis their horny content reads like an extremely lewd psych eval

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this is a reminder for selfshippers that its okay to make your f/os obsessed with you. so true they WOULD think about you all the time. so true they WOULD bring you up in every conversation. the world could be ending and your f/o would only mourn not getting to give you enough affection

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i feel like often when we talk about femdom its two very distinct ideas and nothing else. its either the impersonal cruel humiliating leather wearing domme tm OR the soft mommy nurturing babying caretaker type. which is. im not saying theres anything wrong w either of those. but what about the inbetween. what about those who are neither. what about the girls who just want to be wanted so bad it turns into worship. what about the girls who just wanna choke and slap a man while riding him because its cute to see him suffer a bit. what about the girls who just wanna spank the cunt of their friend until she cries recreationally and then watch lord of the rings and gossip afterwards. the girls who are just mean little gremlins who enjoy a power trip maybe a bit too much

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i’m sorry, i was imagining myself edging you and transforming you into my special little toy, could you say that again?

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i love u dommes i love u sadists i love u meanies who wanna make me cry and then wipe my tears away i love u corruption kink havers who see a cute sweet thing and get cute aggression wanting to ruin them

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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

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not to alarm anyone but there is a fictional man loose in my brain. keep an eye out.

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petplay but instead of sex you throw a ball for me and I chase it and bring it back and you call me a good boy and pet me sometimes and then you get tired of it so I look at you super sad so you throw the ball a couple more times til I get bored and then we go home and I destroy your couch

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friendly reminder that you need to purposely sexualize your digusting problematic fave

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Not to sound psychotic but that fictional character does love you. I'm so deadass

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One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

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she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

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Doug Jones as Amphibian Man in The Shape of Water 03/??

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"youre being such a good boy for me"

shakes whimpers cums everywhere

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I promise to make pretty noises if you tie me down and fill me

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I have multiple holes and you are in none of them.

What a travesty.

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Self care is

getting dicked down by your girlfriend