monoman1c

[monoman1c]

Happy MADLO release day, happy birthday to 1 and to CSH :)

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[monoman1c]

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

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anyways wow I FUCKING LOVE CAR SEAT HEADREST

#trick shit #fags will hear some gay furry whine into a microphone connected to a car amp about a person for like four albums of songs #and how he wants to die and his depression and how he hates his father and shit #and be like #“wow holy fucking shit I love this guy he understands me like nobody else! #as if it’s a completely normal thing to enjoy to your core #(im fags by the way) #car seat headrest #csh #cshr

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are there any other trans men out there who just like their end goal is to look like a guy in a band but in the 2010s midwest emo way where you somehow simultaneously look like both a loser and the average middle aged father? like I mean bart simpson/eric butler from mom jeans. type shit

#trick shit #I say this as bart simpson is on my list of men I consider transition goals #hope this reaches the right audience #I just want to be a dudely dude ok :( #let me be hypermasculine without the toxicity #trans man #ftm #trans men #trans

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[monoman1c]

how have I not heard this line before

[monoman1c]

The Ballad of the Costa Concordia

« If only I could sustain my anger

Feel it grow stronger and stronger

It sharpens to a point and sheds my skin

Shakes off the weight of my sins

And take me to heaven »

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This is so ATYD Remus

I think angry Moony is my favourite one

Like- ????

Actually begging please listen to this song if you like the marauders, wolfstar, jegulus, angsty indie music, or furry musicians (!)

Then if you like it, go listen to the WHOLE DISCOGRAPHY!

Or be normal about things you like, whatever…

[monoman1c]

The PF in PF Chang's stands for. Piss Fag

[monoman1c]

1 trait danger idk i’ve never listened to them (lie)

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

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it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger

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everytime i make a post about being a loser boy every transmasc ever reblogs it. come on we cant all be the loser boyfriend to a cool hot guy some of you have to be confident

#may I be the cool hot guy but like #in a cargo shorts wearing bearded grill out dad way

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yo can my period quit that I got he/him in my bio I ain’t supposed to have that shit

#trick shit #I’m not actually on my period rn but I remember seeing this stated elsewhere and thinking it was funny #trans #trans man #ftm #transmasc

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“testosterone will make you fat and hairy!!!” PROMISE?!?!??😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍

#THE END GAME IS TO BE A FAT HAIRY GAY BEAR #YOU TERFS GOTTA STEP YOUR GAME UP

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csh too real sometimes