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you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

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boss is presently trying to figure out an app

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I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom. Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed innocent blood. Come with me. Candyman (1992) dir. Bernard Rose

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"We were 10 years old. Having dinner, the four of us. When the first shell hits, two floors below, it makes a hole in the floor. It's big. Our parents go in and the whole building starts coming apart. I grab her, roll under the bed, and the second shell hits. But it doesn't go off. It just sits there in the rubble. Three feet from our faces. And on the side of the shell is painted one word:" "Stark."

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“biden fucked up afghanistan!” “no, it’s trump’s fault!” “don’t forget obama!” girlies. please. bushes 1, 2, and reagan are also there. we can blame all six of them without breaking a sweat

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I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

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brain freeze

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Every morning, with out fail, I wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom. My body is on a timer.

Every morning at 4 am with out fail my big whiney demon of a cat is waiting for me and I am encouraged, no I am expected, to scoop this 15 pound monstrosity up and hold him like a baby while I pee or he will wail like Hades’ pits of despairing souls and wake up the entire neighborhood.

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austin powers was so fucked for doing this

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the most iconic polycule of all time…a, e, i, o, u, & sometimes y…

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