moderncryptid

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a FRIEND is a type of WEIRD BUG that you can LOVE

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*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

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I had an upsetting dream last night.

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#he was soo silly but then randomly drops the most intense line in the entire episode #my beloved #gotham

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Literally made for each other

#gotham #riddlerbird

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look. the nature of the artist (any kind) is to become inexplicably obsessed with certain themes and motifs for a few years and just milk that subject matter to death. when respected artists do this, art critics refer to it as a “period.” the only thing separating you from them is fame and accolades. to your haters you will be “that freak who’s fixated on drawing weird trains,” while to your admirers, you are simply in your “tiny trains made out of household appliances” period

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we don’t have to fight anymore

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happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

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not an author’s note but it made me stop scrolling and laugh so hard I cried

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I hope the Saw movies never resort to CGI or recasting to de-age a character and instead keep up the cherished tradition of putting them in a backwards baseball cap to indicate that a scene takes place in the past

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Beautiful lab grown women in your area

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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OP turned off reblogs

#damien gorham core

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me, when the slightest inconvenience happens: i should walk into the sea. like right now.

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one of my favorite images in the world ive saved it across 2 phones

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During my first and second watch of Gotham’s Mandatory Brunch Meeting (4x17) I kind of noticed it as tiny affirmation of the fact, that Oswald Cobblepot is not a native English speaker (I explored this in my fanfiction “My Mother’s Tongue”). But actually it’s a pretty obvious pointer that Oswald isn’t familiar with a idioms, as it is not the first time this happened.

But let’s back up a bit:

Keep reading

#gotham