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Peppa the Pig ft. Flo Rida - Whistle (What's Whistling Anyway Remix)

#peppa the pig #peppa #flo rida #whistle #my first album

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Eurovision traditions:

Italy sending the best song every year but never actually winning the contest

Germany getting 0 points

UK & Spain ending at the bottom of the leaderboard

Sergey Lazarev finishing in 3rd place

Jury voting being absolutely useless & totally stupid

Greece & Cyprus giving each other 12 points

Ballads

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“Today I’ve learned that you can hide 50% of your face wrinkles by just wearing an eyepatch.”

Barabara Schöneberger, smearing Madonna

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i love that måns has become like the unofficial mascot of eurovision and now if he doesn’t show up at least once in the show it’s like ????? Something Is Wrong ????? and i hope this continues for years to come

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Us during Eurovision: Stop with all the political votes, we’re tired of it

Also us during Eurovision: WE’RE NEIGHBOURS WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2 POINTS WE GAVE YOU 10

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No one:

Polish guy:

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when you forget your headphones at home

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What I’ve gathered from the tag #eurovision on tumblr within the 15 minutes it ended (2019)

Italia was robbed

Germany getting 0 points was genius

Everybody hates the system

The. F l a g s.

Pianos need to be, apparently, on fire to be even remotely interesting

Cyprus Madonna was better than Actual Madonna

“It hurts to be alive.”

Australia wasn’t actually bad though no one dares to say it

North Macedonia was liked by juries. Not by people.

Geopolitics. Period.

Everybody hates ballads now

Hatari.

England and Spain ending last almost together has turned into a meme

Graham Norton gets stanned so hard. Actual hero for Great Britain

“They deserved better.”

Nobody wanted Duncan Laurence to win so bad, that even the hosts didn’t know his last name. Shame on you.

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i’m sorry for all the mean things i said about your country during eurovision, i was watching eurovision

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german commentator, trying to do damage control: our girls sang better than madonna

barbara schöneberger, an icon: everyone sang better than madonna

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it’s funny how fast my attitude goes from ‘i hope X gets points’ to 'please just stop giving y points’ every year

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Italy is really the Leonardo di Caprio of Eurovision uh

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yeah ok the netherlands may have won but how many of you can say you got ZERO points from the public? germany, legends in our own rights

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The spanish next month when europeans show up at their borders to get some sun and sangria

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eurovision jury: North Ma-

europeans: hold my beer

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Madonna:

Europe: