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You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

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coming for you

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Free serotonin from Honey thr Italian greyhound

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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My new YouTube video: A DM’s Guide to Ranged Combat is now live! Please go give it a watch!

If you’re a DM looking for a way to challenge your overspecced crossbow player, or just generally make mixed-range combat more interesting and enjoyable, it’s full of helpful tips and visualisations. Plus, supporting these long videos really helps keep my channel alive and funds more future content!

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if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

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its so unfortunate when different peoples neurodivergent traits clash horribly. like yes i totally understand that the man at the other table cant control his stimming and loud vocal tics and i think he deserves to have a nice day out at a restaraunt without judgement. however if i dont remove myself from the audible vicinity in the next 20 seconds i will explode.

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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Unfollowing because [THING YOU NEVER DID]. Didn't you know it was bad because [VIRTUE SIGNALING] and that it means you support [MISUNDERSTOOD WORD]? I honestly can't believe you'd be such a [NOUN]. You need to stop being an irresponsible [QUEERPHOBIC SLUR] with your follower base. >:(

damn :/ this one is true unfortunately, i will be deactivating to atone for my sins

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

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random drawings

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As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

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HI HELLO I LEARNED A THING AND NOW NEED TO LEARN Y'ALL A THING BC IT'S COOL AND HELPFUL IF YOU ALSO STRUGGLE WITH DECIDING ON WHAT TO EAT/PLANNING FOR GROCERIES

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so walmart has a whole section of their website for meal planning/recipe finding (link here) that can be found on the app, too, by going to Services>Find a new recipe

and it has!! a whole database of recipes that include every ingredient you need in a list that even has a "you probably have this" section, and you can adjust servings needed, and it'll tell you both cost per serving and total cost for each recipe.

and it also lets you filter recipes by cost per serving and time needed to make them!

and there's an "Add all to cart" option, so if you do your grocery shopping at walmart, you could literally go through, pick whatever recipes you want based on estimated totals, and just add them to your cart and be done and have your meals planned and ready for pickup

would also be super easy if you do your grocery shopping elsewhere by just printing out your list/opening the walmart app and using your cart as a shopping list, and you'll still have similar costs and the recipes ready to go

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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

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A Wizard and a Rogue walk into the Archive