Right now I’m listening to Don’t keep me waiting. I love this song
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I think this story is getting longer than what it orignally should have been
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Writing XS while listening to Britney Spears is the best
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Forgot to share this here bc i was sleepy af yesterday
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Close your eyes,
Open your mouth, darling
Do you feel my **** beating?
Do you understand?
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THE MORE I LOOK AT THOSE NEW PP STUFF, THE MORE I GET DEPRESSED
I CANT
I JUST CANT
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Zapp is like, Libra’s Joey Tribbiani
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Alan Harper: Okay, name 3 things you would change about me.
Charlie: Your personality, your wardrobe and your address.
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Charlie: We’ve got a real problem here.
Berta: What do you mean “we”?
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this is too much for my bladder, dmanit i’m at work
Charlie: Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?
Berta: Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.
Charlie: I’m serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.
Berta: Private? You get any more traffic down there, you’re gonna have to open a Starbucks.
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this is so beautiful
i’m peeing in my pants
Charlie: Berta, how long have you been working for me?
Berta: Define “working”.
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obscure reference. i love it
Alan Harper: Tonight, I give my second rose to bachelorette number two.
Charlie Harper: Only you can gay up banging two women.
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Charlie: Never mix tequila and scotch
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my life stopped
Walden: How do I look?
Alan: Your face should be on gay money
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why maksihima, why always makishima everywhere
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