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i have got to go missing

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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i’m micro plastic maxing. i want to give birth to a baby that’s already got shoes on

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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I miss the god complex english class gave me

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oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve

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honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

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It is what it is *throws up*

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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

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It is what it is *throws up*

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no talking stage I pull u towards me by our red string of fate and then we kiss on the mouth

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Sorry, I was having a moment for *checks watch* several months