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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

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“i don’t get hannibal lecter” it’s about being the worst person in the world and yet someone still loves you despite it and it’s about convincing yourself you’re fine living your life alone and never truly connecting with anyone until someone comes along and you realize you could never live without them now and it’s about caring about someone so deeply that all you want now is for them to truly see you and it’s about how your devotion is so crushing and deep that you’d go to lengths of even self-destruction just to keep them around so you can keep loving them. “but he’s a cannibal” lol yeah

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AITA for building a giant wooden horse, consequently bringing about the fall of a nation?

The horse has already been built, so I'm just looking for a second opinion. I (35m) have been at war for 10 years now. Our greatest soldier is dead. Our commander wants to go home. I want to go home. The enemy would also want to go home but they're already home so really I envy them, even if we did kind of kill their greatest soldier too. Technically, we're also taking their home so maybe I don't envy them. As I'm typing this inside the horse, they're bringing us into the city gates,

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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

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watching s3ep11 of hannibal is so unbelievably funny like the way hannibal says ‘im not letting them die, you are’ and ‘save yourself. kill them all. then i gave him your home address :)’ to will and the way he was so ready for that guy to just kill will’s WIFE AND CHILD is absolutely insane he is SUCH a catty little bitch over the fact that will moved on from him is crazy

#nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #like sir PLEASE be so fr #i actually can’t with these fucking freaks #they deserve each other

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“he murdered people” “he was a terrible person” “he literally became a cannibal”

wow. god forbid autistic people have hobbies

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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

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girlhood is running. running from what? from expectations? from the past? from past mistakes? from past failures? from past friendships? from past love? from people i hurt, people who hurt me? am i running toward something? toward a future? the future? let me run from the past for one second more. let me run and run and run. is that what i’m chasing? that perfect unobtainable future? or do i run from it in fear instead? then what do i chase? do i chase my mother’s love? do i run toward my father’s? who will love me? how far do i have to run? have i run enough? will it ever be enough? when can i rest, when do i stop running? feet to the ground i pant and cry but i keep running. my legs keep moving. they weigh tonnes and tonnes. they’re made of lead. they bring me down. but i keep running. the wind whistles in my ears. it pulls on my clothes. it begs me to stop. but i keep running. my back can’t hold my body it anymore. it bends and aches. but i keep running. why do i keep running?

#idk i just #i’m so tired #it feels like i’ve lived a thousand lives this week #girlhood is running #they should make a girlhood that isn’t so tiring

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calling that word document a draft by the way im dodging it haha

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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

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negative self talk "im going to die here" vs positive self talk "im going to start killing"

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they should invent a way to reconnect with old friends that doesnt feel like eating a pile of dirt in front of god

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im in a committed relationship to a beautiful woman called the bit

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i’m getting matching tattoos with anyone i’ve ever considered a friend idc. i want to be a monument of everyone ive ever loved.

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researchers at MIT have proven their hypothesis that "eyeballin' it" is the most accurate form of measurement

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hey guys sorry if i smiled last night. i was happy