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idk waht to write for this one,

#art #q

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at the request of @fierifreak, here is a chart i originally posted on twitter that inexplicably did numbers (credit to OP of the blank graph in the corner!)

#absolutely love this #md #however ahab is wayyyyy way way more cringe and fail whereas the whale is more competent. not HIGHLY competent but still #ahab is sooo cringe and fail idc if hes the ship captain

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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333

#rocky horror picture show. my friend and i were like 'what the fuck is going on....' the entire time #not good dont recommend. its continued significance in pop culture is evidence of deeply rooted hatred in society etc #very interesting to me thinking about the lgbt ppl i know who consider that movie important because......LOL

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Me forgetting the never had their first kiss option. Sorry guys sit this one out

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#sorry for the adolescent centered poll most of my mutuals are around my age

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reblog if you prioritize women to the point you mock people for liking m/f or m/m ships. im insane

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

#thought this said TEENS are bullshit i was so confused.....

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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a journey of pain, growth and persistence

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Never understood the collective vehement resentment of small talk lol i hate the painful grind of small talk as much as the next person but i think id rather shrivel up and die than be denied nuggets of joy found in standing in an elevator and having a middle aged woman compliment my nails or bonding fleetingly with a cafegoer over the city's temperamental weather it's so integral to nurturing & cultivating the soul i think

#I also think a lot of ppl are under the impression that u have to pretend to be someone else EVERY TIME u make small talk #HOWEVER u only have to kind of put on a face in a professional setting. Like talking to ur boss/many of ur coworkers #if u see a random person in public and comment on the weather or whatever u can still use your voice and sense of humor etc #also if u genuinely are that worried about small talk reduce your screen time by like 1/3 and then see if that helps

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Wayne Thiebaud - Row of Ties (1969)

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Ancient Greek Punishment: UI Edition is an odd little experience that allows you to reenact the punishments bestowed by ancient Greek gods in UI form!

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

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Need the lesbian version of this but cruising culture isnt as significant for wlw and all the queer theory ive read by queer women and/or transmascs is about gender as a social institution #NORMAL

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