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Oversized planeswalker cards

Is a Segovia-based set an if or a when?

If.

I don’t know how you can convey the gag (that everything on the world is tiny).

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HAPPY OCTOPATH RELEASE DAY!!!

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ko-fi request: “PLEASE draw Hollywood Hulk Hogan sweating and looking at his hand where someone wrote dont be racist”

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I really just do not understand the ultra-rich.

Like, the Flint water crisis, right? I just read an estimate that it would take $55 million to bring clean water back to Flint. That sounds like a lot of money until you consider that’s less than a tenth of a billion dollars. Jeff Bezos is worth $118 billion. For less than .05% of his net worth, Jeff Bezos could bring water back to an entire town. At the most money I have ever had in my bank account, .05% of it could buy me like a burger. And not even a particularly nice one.

And let’s say, yeah, the ultra-rich are soulless monsters devoid of empathy or altruism. For .05% of his net wealth, Jeff Bezos could completely turn his public image around. Instead of being the asshole who exploits his workers, suddenly he’s the unlikely hero who saved an entire town.

Like

How do you have the power to become a hero at practically no personal cost and just

Not?

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*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread

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Do you have… the time?

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I heard of this new thing, were you put watermelon on a pizza.

Your parents are gonna get a phone call from me.

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It’s official! Speak of the Devil will be launching July 16th.

I can’t wait for you to see it!

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“if i wanted to put a piece of shit up there, i’d put the american flag!”

ryan ‘death to america’ letourneau (via shitnorthernlionsays)

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just saw a headline that said democrats are waging war on god, faith, and american history and honestly same

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The new coatings on the Dominaria cards seem to be quite the attraction for cats making sorting cards or playing with felines in the room a bit more challenging than with previous sets. Did you put catnip extract into them? And how would I best approach teaching my kitty to play the game now that he's so interested in it?

You have no choice but to teach your cat to play. Take photos.

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Wasn’t expecting Rosemary on my dash, but I support it

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People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?