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thank you to the dishonest failing new york times for constantly erasing us and purposefully obscuring jewish participation in these protests just to make people less sympathetic to the movement opposing an ongoing genocide

btw you can see all the edits nyt makes to their article titles on this twitter account

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This is an amazing work of art

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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

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my dad walked in on me making this 4 my yotube banner and was like what r u doing today just as he saw me highlight the text and was like ah

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#I’m a tea person

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0 cis women have been harmed by gender neutral language around pregnancy

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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It's easy to think you'd be able to do something when you know that you'd never have to actually do it.

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Asexual flag color picked from the celibacy gif

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Bilingual puns

What do French cats say when they are afraid? J'ai purr

What's a really bad Thursday in Paris? A trajeudi

French omelettes only require one egg because it's un oeuf

What did the French trademark lawyer say to her wife? Je™

Two cats, one named One Two Three and one named Un Deux Trois, are swimming across a river. Which cat survives? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes