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Gabbie
Rebranding for my non-existent followers because I haven't fixed this mess of an introduction in years; Call me Shuubi, Gabrielle, or Gabbie. I am 27 and married, if that matters. My pronouns are whatever you feel like calling me as long as you're respectful. This blog is named after my cat who was named by someone I no longer speak to. She screams a lot and so do I.
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kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
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“elon musk’s transphobic tweet was a calculated move to distract from the coup that he’s openly, publicly tweeting about”
buddy, i wouldn’t trust elon musk to calculate the price of a bagel. someone can be both dangerous and stupid
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bring back Georgian-era sentence structure. fuck this single clause Hemingway bullshit; I want to string the reader along for pages, to link, however disparate, an endless array of actions using every form of punctuation I can imagine - even those I rarely use - and generally be as incoherent as possible (though it is to be said that this is for internet and casual use, and not for increasing the impenetrability of research papers, a far less noble goal than the one I proposed).
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(opening narration of a 2000s teen movie voice) hey, my name’s booboo, but my friends call me boo. i guess you could say i’m just your average high schooler, except for one thing - my parents are both famous clowns. the real problem is that i’m not funny, my timing’s way out, my jokes don’t land. in fact, i got kicked out of clown school last year, and now i’m attending a regular high school for the first time in my life. i’m going to have to learn to blend in and become a real class clown if i ever want to impress my mom and dad. i guess you could say i’ve got pretty… big shoes to fill. (indie music soundtrack kicks in, played on marching band with jarring and discordant clown honks from my massive shoes as i walk down the hall)
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https://mobile.twitter.com/razorfemme/status/1260609326579879938?s=21
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Brought to you by the “fuck masks” state.
Link to tweet: https://twitter.com/andishehnouraee/status/1284237474831761408?s=21
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he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit
angsty bonus:
after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talk™ gay edition
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I can make the text big. Why didn't I know this? Why did I have to find out by accidentally making a post more dramatic than it needed to be? I think I'm getting too old for tumblr.
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Thankfully I live in a state that is taking COVID precautions very seriously, but I still can't believe the amount of customers I see either wearing their mask wrong (with their nose peeking out) or wearing it around their neck with their entire face out! It pisses me off that some people care more about personal comfort than the health and safety of others.
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might go into a room of male anime fans and say “sakura could beat goku in a fight” just to feel something
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