miserywizard

[miserywizard]

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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HOGAN????))) we were tumblr mutuals back in the day I’m SHOCKED

ALL THREE OF YOU ARE STILL HERE?????????????

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ALL THREE OF YOU ARE STILL HERE?????????????

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Ok say what you will about the fact that I have read the 50 pages I have of SDH4 mmmm probably too many times in the last two days (they’re…. Good…..) it did help me realize that an issue I have with this current book is a simple one of just Too Many Wizards. Need to have a few nonwizards. If everyone is a condescending asshole then no one is.

#Katya’s band is so IMMEDIATELY compelling and it’s like #her: Serefin but Girl Version and best at strategy and tiny bits of magic #Milomir: solider. dourest boy in the whole world #Yulia: she kills Vultures and she has a huge hammer #Ruslan: sniveling little cultist mage boy who’s ear was chewed off by the god that possessed Malachiasz #and it’s IMMEDIATELY a fun dynamic and I am missing that in this new book #I’ve got too many wizards #it worked in the wizard book because it was a polycule #and also there were only 4 of them

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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

#i think this is the time loop book

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Lyctorhood ✨

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Once you've listened to enough obscure stoner doom metal the albums in your youtube recommendation start toeing the line between "comedy gold" and "images that go hard"

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what if BOTH CHARACTERS HAVE GLASSES

#do you ever think about how many people in the world wear glasses and how few book characters do

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#i know what you are

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ran a 5k about it

Ugh I feel awful I’m going to go to the gym about this

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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

#merin tag

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Ugh I feel awful I’m going to go to the gym about this

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#i just told someone i'm doing better but i DID also put this song back on #SO #WE'RE AT A COMPLICATED PLACE RIGHT NOW #LEAVE ME ALONE #Spotify

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