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Hi! Can I get Yandere Sebek with a fem darling (can be on the autism spectrum if you want) who (at least initially) avoids him because he’s loud and it’s physically painful for her?
Yandere Sebek Zigvolt
Sebek would actually be confused.
Really confused.
He really wouldn't understand why you're behaving like this.
First of all, Sebek would believe that you used a love potion on him.
Because he really couldn't fall in love with a human himself.
Or so he believes himself.
That's why what you're doing seems illogical.
Sebek wouldn't really get the hint.
The further you go the closer he gets.
You really can't get rid of this crocodile.
Sebek has no understanding of autism or sensory hypersensitivity.
But he would find out about them.
Just because Sebek feels an inexplicable attraction to you.
He just feels uneasy when you're not around.
So if being slimmer makes it easier for you, Sebek would definitely do it.
Now you should be happy too right?
He fixed the problem.
So why not spend more time with him?
Sebek also makes sure that others are quieter around you.
Yeah, this isn't going to end well.
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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.
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I can’t believe Sebek had his little damsel in distress moment
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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
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Grammar homework instructions: explain why this sentence is wrong
Me who has been passing grammar classes on pure instinct since 3rd grade: the brain worms told me so
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tumblr i have been here for almost a decade
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you cannot compete with me I want you to win too
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Why do you use tumbrl as your main social media? Is not a bit outdated and filled with weird ppl?
Very much so! It's definitely outdated and filled with weird people. But I'm afraid it has some downsides as well.
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Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.
It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.
Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.
Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.”
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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum
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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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