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I will never not laugh at the fact that in the intro, Marinette always says she's a normal girl with a normal life "in the daytime"

And about 10% of the episodes actually involve nighttime events.

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Luka Couffaine: If you wake up much earlier than normal, you feel secret emotions. Adrien: One time, I just woke up at 7 AM and stared at the sunrise for an hour. Don’t know what those emotions were, but they were definitely a lot! Marinette: If you stay up late enough, you feel these same emotions, but the bad version of them.

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Guys, WHAT are we gonna do for Bugga?

Seriously, the BEAU is wrapping up TOMORROW! I, for one, feel the need to celebrate! How do virtual parties work? Does she have a PO box to which I can send presents? WHERE DO I SEND THE CONFETTI CANNON??????

#beau #miraculous ladybug fic #buggachat #bakery enemies au

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YESSS. WE DID IT!!!! GUYS!! ITS HAPPENED!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!

Part 204 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Kofi

#screaming crying shitting my pants #bakery enemies au #YESSSSSS

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I am positively vibrating trying not to get too excited. We ALL know that this kind of setup doesn't guarantee shit.

(but fr if this doesn't fucking happen I might have a mental breakdown)

Part 202 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Kofi

#bugga #Kelly‚ if I may be so bold... #I am begging you #I do not currently have the mental fortitude #for this to go awry

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Émilie Agreste purposefully giving Adrien an allergy to feathers to make sure her son would never be able to use the peacock miraculous in the future

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WE'RE BACK, BITCHES!!!!!

EVERYBODY! WE'RE BACK!!!

Part 183 of my bakery “enemies” au!

I'M BACK AND READY FOR DAILY UPLOADS!!!

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Kofi

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the one thing i wish is that Ladybug and Chat Noir had reasons to go "undercover" places. as civilians. where they are both staking out the same location but don't know each other's identities so it's always a disaster. they either get distracted because adrien and marinette bump into each other in strange places and end up having long awkward conversations instead of working, or, in adrienette-never-met sort of AUs, somehow end up suspecting each other every time. one time adrien disguises himself as a woman because he can't risk being seen as Adrien Agreste™ and marinette thinks she's met The Most Beautiful Woman in the World and has a bi panic until she finds out it was Chat fucking Noir and she's fucking pissed

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adrien is absolutely the kind of friend you can never jokingly ask to buy you stuff. alya will sarcastically say 'you should buy me this €80 shatterproof phone case' and a week later he's like 'here you go :D' marinette will say 'i wish someone would just send me to a fully paid for spa weekend' and she'd check her email at the end of the day and adrien has booked it all for her. everyone tries telling him to stop but he genuinely just loves giving stuff to his friends. but this also means everyone now AGGRESSIVELY reduces the things they joke about wanting. nino will say 'you know i think i want these very affordably priced headphones from ebay', marinette will say 'i could really do with a loving, friendly massage right now'

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taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

#miraculous ladybug fic #mlb core

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Meanwhile, in the universe where Marinette figured out identities first.

Chat Noir, flying through Marinette's window: "Helllloooo, my princess!~ It's so wonderful to see you on this beautiful night." Chat Noir: *Kisses her hand* "Though the night could never rival your im-paw-ssible beauty." Marinette, low on sleep, caffeine, and patience: "Adrien... get the fuck out of my house before I have to call Nathalie..."

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world needs more online lovesquare AUs. like no-miraculous AUs where Ladybug and Chat Noir are their online personas and they're dating on discord or something. met in a gaming discord or something and clicked. marinette being just generally wary/cautious of giving out personal information online and adrien obviously has reasons to not use his real name (he's a celebrity irl and wants people to treat him like a peer). or even AUs where Ladybug and Chat Noir ARE still superheroes and they're just ALSO dating on discord SEPARATELY as a FIFTH lovesquare side and---

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any volunteers? 😁

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unrelated but i just saw tbosas 😊

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this christmas i’m thinking about “it’s a wonderful life” and adrien agreste. imagine plagg coming over to marinette’s to talk with the kwamis. he’s concerned about adrien, who hasn’t been himself since he learned the truth about his father. maybe it’s after season 5, and he wasn’t even there to help defeat monarch. and he learns he’s the reason his mother is dead, and now his father too, and his father terrorized all these people to bring his mother back. and he sits on this and thinks maybe things would be better if he’d never been born. maybe there’d be no monarch. maybe his parents would be happy together. and it’s not like ladybug ever needed him, anyway.

plagg came to ask tikki and marinette for help. but it’s fluff who suggests giving adrien what he wants.

immediately, adrien can tell something’s darker about this new world. his mother is alive, but she’s not happy with gabriel. she’s not even in paris anymore—she went back to live with her parents and her sister—who doesn’t have a child, either. his father is even colder than adrien remembers, and he treats nathalie more like a servant than a partner.

still, there’s no monarch. so adrien thinks this world could still be better than one with him in it.

but no monarch means no ladybug. as he walks down the street, he sees mister ramier getting arrested. at school, damocles is nothing more than a puppet that follows andre bourgeois’ orders—which are still chloe’s orders, here, and without adrien or ladybug, she’s crueler than he’s ever seen her. he barely recognizes his friends. nino sits in the back of class and doesn’t speak to anyone. alya reads superhero comics alone with her head down. mlle bustier is gone—fired in within the first few weeks of the school year at chloe’s behest.

and marinette… isn’t there.

he finds out she’s been expelled. no one knows where she is now—alya doesn’t even know her name and no one else has bothered to check on her. he runs to find her, but the bakery’s been shut down—orders of the mayor. he can see the lights on above, though, and that someone is still living there. but when he transforms and lands on marinette’s balcony, its bare. no plants, no decorations, nothing. she’s there in her room though. when he looks through the window he can see her studying with sabine. her desk has nothing but textbooks. no design sketches, no bulletin board of friend pictures, nothing.

when sabine leaves the room, marinette curls into a ball and cries.

that’s when adrien begs fluff to take him back. when he says, “i want to live again. take me back to my lady, please.”

#I need 20k! #STAT! #fr tho #who's gonna write this? #cuz somebody has to #and im SO busy right now

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look. im not gonna say adrien would do drag. but i WILL say that if he were put in a situation that somehow resulted in him doing drag, he would serve the MOST cunt. and then he WOULD do it again

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remember when chat blanc aired and chat noir almost cataclysming his dad was a big deal. like all the fans were shocked and some were even upset at him for even considering/bluffing to do something so awful to someone, even though he didn't go through with it

anyway. remember when bug noire straight up just cataclysms her boyfriend's dad for real, no hesitation, no bluffing, with a big smile on her face

AND EVERYONE CLAPPED (INCLUDING ME) (GOOD FOR HER) (I SUPPORT WOMEN'S WRONGS) (HE DESERVED IT) (WISH HE DIDNT HAVE THE OX) (DO IT AGAIN)