mintykush

[mintykush]

spotted in a value village in southern ontario

#punching the floor #id kill people for those slippers you dont understand

[mintykush]

drops you. on the gruond

sigh.. so this is how it’s gotta be.

[mintykush]

had a dream where you kept posting unfunny geometry dash memes and i wanted you dead

hah. What a thing to say. I don’t even know what geometry is.

[mintykush]

you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative

[mintykush]

every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#stare #poke poke poke #check pockets for identification #walk away

[mintykush]

fuck this whole world

#chicago tourism drops to a staggering zero after removal of holy site

[mintykush]

bro ur interupting my "pacing around pointlessly and listening to music" time can u not

[mintykush]

wear robes do magic serve cunt

[mintykush]

dunken.mp4

[mintykush]

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

[mintykush]

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

[mintykush]

[mintykush]

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

[mintykush]

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

[mintykush]

Yo chat, any smiling friends fans out here tonight?

#i fucking love Allan's design in this #could give op a little smooch

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#NEEEED