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The new short was adorable! I love Sallie May- definitely the best background character.

#sallie may #helluva millie #helluva sallie may #helluva boss

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Consider

A Maggot plushie

consider

maggot neck pillow

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Me

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Me with my brothers:

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Me

♡ Your daily dose of cat memes ᓚᘏᗢ ♡

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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♡ Your daily dose of cat memes ᓚᘏᗢ ♡

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♡ Your daily dose of cat memes ᓚᘏᗢ ♡

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I'm sorry to any Bridgets out there, or anyone who likes the Trolls character Bridget- but I'm starting a Bridget hate club.

My brother was playing Dreamworks All Star Kart Racers, and was struggling so hard against King Gristle. I took over and tried several times and on my best run lap 3 - I was half a lap behind. This game is PAINFULLY UNBALANCED!!!!!!!! BRIDGET IS SO FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN YOU GET MAX BOOST AT THE START AND HE DOESN'T GET ANY HE IMMEDIATELY PASSES YOU THE SECOND THE BOOST IS OVER SHE IS THAT SLOW!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!1! IT ISN'T A SKILL ISSUE AT THAT POINT- IT'S GENUINELY SO FUCKING UNFAIR AND BAD GAME DESIGN!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE AND I HATE HER BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GAME

#my other brother took over and beat it after like 20 tries #i think it's just bad design #Dreamworks #kart racing #Dreamworks kart racers

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Vivienne, I- *chokes* please I- *sobs* I just wish- *gag* I- please I don’t have much- *sob*

Don’t fucking look at me.

#screaming and crying #i know this isn't how it's going to go #I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE MISCOMMUNICATION #but please #PLEASE #I want them to be happy #god i want them to be happy #stolitz #stolas goetia #blitzø

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Pls I just want them to be able to be silly together ;__;

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I'm once again debating on my sexuality. Maybe I'm abrosexual and that's why it's all so confusing? Straight, bi, lesbian, aro, back to being gay? I'm so confused and maybe this is why. It seems like almost every day I want something different and I'm perpetually indecisive! Like girls are hot, guys are hot, but it's one or the other usually? Sometimes I'm like "both is good" and some days I just don't like either but usually I like women but sometimes men exist and are attractive? And then I look at the same people/characters I was attracted to the next day and I'm like "really?" I genuinely don't know it's all so confusing - I just found out about abrosexuality like 10 minutes ago and so I don't know a lot but God this is making me feel a lot more normal, you know? For the longest time I just thought I was weird for not knowing what I like. I just came to the conclusion that I was sort of broken. "Everyone else seems to know, why can't I?"

#abrosexual #please tell me im not the only one #am I abrosexual???? #it would make so much sense

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Lucifer: *sees Husk and Angel together* Lucifer: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Charlie: You mean… you ship them?

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so apparently people are horny about the tv man

happy flat fuck friday or whatever

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hazbin hotel au where everything is the exact same except Alastor is cursed cat Alastor

Just imagine it showing up on Charlie's doorstep one day and running the hotel and the overlords having to deal with that fucking abomination every meeting and Vox looks like an idiot because his mortal enemy is this random weird cat

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