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🌸 BTS’s Ideal Types

✨This is based on their astrology charts and my personal opinions.✨

SEOKJIN

A nice mix of fire and water energies would work the best for Jin. He needs someone who is adventurous, fun and strong while also being caring and sweet. Definitely someone with Cancerian traits - family-oriented, nurturing and loving. So maybe Cancer Venus, Mercury or Ascendant. 

The person also needs to have similar sense of humor and love to joke around just like Jin. So Ascendant, Moon, Mars or Venus in Sagittarius would work amazingly with his energy, especially with his Sag Sun. Also other fire signs might work as well - Aries or Leo Mars.

Jin has his Venus in Capricorn, so he wants a stable and structured relationship. Capricorn/Saturn influence should be somewhere in his ideal partner’s chart as well. Maybe Venus or Mars in Cap. Ideally Venus in Capricorn and Mars in a fire sign.

NAMJOON

I really see him liking Pisces energy. Especially Pisces Sun, Ascendant, Venus or Mars would be very attractive to him. He has a lot of Scorpio in his char, so he for sure attracts this energy to him. But he needs to balance that out, so no-one who has too much Scorpio influence, because that would just get messy. I think that Mars in Scorpio would be ideal.

His Moon would enjoy Sagittarius Venus/Sun/Mercury. Namjoon needs to have meaningful conversations and Mercury in Sagittarius would really compliment him. 

There should also be some earth energy, so Virgo or Taurus Moon or Ascendant. His ideal type is definitely stable and is someone Namjoon can lean on.

YOONGI

Just like Namjoon, he needs someone he can count on. Someone stable who is going to help him balance his life and is just as hardworking as him. So Venus and Mars in Capricorn or Taurus. Maybe Ascendant in Virgo.

Yoongi has his Venus in Aries, so his ideal partner should have some fire in their chart. We know how sassy can Yoongi get, so someone who compliments that and can snap right back at him. Leo or Aries Mercury/Mars would be amazing.

To compliment all of his Pisces energy, I’d say a Cancer or Pisces Moon would work well. Yoongi would also appreciate Cancer Venus for its nurturing and loving vibes, since he has his Mars and Juno in Cancer.

HOSEOK

I think Hobi would love Gemini’s fun and friendly vibes! So definitely a Gemini Ascendant, Sun or Mars. He is an Aquarius, so he appreciates unique and driven people. But Hobi also has a lot of water in his chart which points to him being attracted to maybe Scorpio/Pisces Mercury or Ascendant.

Earth signs would be very good for him, just so he can build stable relationships and have someone as hardworking as him. Taurus or Capricorn Venus would provide that stability and go well with his Moon in Taurus. 

I think that Hobi would also be attracted to fire signs to some extent, but his ideal partner would have to have those along with the more stable signs, which I mentioned before. So the fun-loving fiery energy could get manifested as Aries/Sagittarius/Leo Mars!

JIMIN

Jimin has a lot of intense Scorpio energy, so he needs someone to balance it out. Definitely not a Mars dominant person lol. Moon or Mercury in Libra would work amazingly with his Sun, Moon and Mercury as it would make him feel cared for.

A stable person with placements like Capricorn or Taurus Venus/Ascendant, maybe even Libra Venus. He would very much enjoy air signs, I think especially Mercury in Gemini would be great.

I said that his ideal partner shouldn’t be Mars dominant, which I really believe in, but Mars in Aries might actually not be bad idea at all. Mars is comfortable in Aries and I know that Jimin would be very attracted to this energy. But besides that, Sagittarius Mars and Moon would be just as attractive to him!

TAEHYUNG

A stable, intelligent but still very adventurous and fun person is his ideal type. I think that Tae can get bored easily because of his Moon in Aries, so someone with Mercury in Gemini or Aquarius and Moon in Sagittarius or Leo would entice him. Also Mercury in Leo would be great because it is a very creative sign and Tae needs someone who loves art as much as him, which could just as well be Libra and Pisces energies.

I’d say that the person needs to have Capricorn somewhere in their chart, or just something to make them loyal and stable. So Capricorn or Scorpio Venus would be great in my opinion.

Ascendant in Aries or Aquarius would be very attractive and he would also enjoy Cancer energy, as it is the sister sign of Capricorn, but the person can’t be overly emotional.

JUNGKOOK

Last but not least is our Kookie. His Sun and Mercury in Virgo would work well with its sister sign Pisces. So his ideal partner might have their Mercury or Moon in Pisces. These placements would help him with his shyness and balance out all his Virgo traits.

Jungkook likes adventure and excitement, so he needs someone fun and wild - basically a person with strong fire placements. Venus, Moon or Mars in Leo or Sagittarius would be very attracted for him. He’d enjoy Mars influence, especially Aries Ascendant or Scorpio Ascendant.

He might as well get on amazingly with air signs. I think Gemini or Aquarius Venus would compliment his Libra Venus nicely and bring out a lot of fun light-hearted energy, which he loves!

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✨MASTERLIST✨

BTS

All BTS posts

Ascendant series: Namjoon | Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook

BTS & Their Soulmates | BTS’s Ideal Partners | Hyung Line as Dads | Maknae Line as Dads | BTS in an Argument

Traditional Taehyung | Jungkook’s Bad Placements Explained | Unromantic Taehyung | First to make their relationship public | Jungkook’s Mental Health | Jin’s Youthfulness | Jimin dating possessive people | Jungkook’s Type | What would BTS find unattractive | BTS’s careers if they weren’t idols |

Namjoon’s Natal Chart | 

MTLs: 

Enjoy PDA | Be Romantic | Marry a Foreigner | Get Jealous | Fall in love with their Best Friend | Have sex on the first date | Have strong sex drive | Be Shy around their crush | Survive the Zombie Apocalypse | Like Skinship | Relate to their partner’s feelings | Have high standards | Have Kids first |

Be Attracted to*: Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces 

*these are just for fun and talk more about the overall energy of the sign, not just the sun! don’t take them too seriously

GOT7

All GOT7 posts

GOT7 & Their Soulmates | GOT7’s Rising Signs |

Yugyeom’s Moon sign |

Jackson’s Type | Jinyoung’s Type | 

Jackson’s Natal Chart

MTLs:

Date a Foreigner | Be Romantic | Gentleman in the Streets but Freak in the Sheets | Have sex on the first date | Have strong sex drive | Enjoy PDA | Enjoy going down on their girl |

Be Attracted to*: Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces 

*these are just for fun and talk more about the overall energy of the sign, not just the sun! don’t take them too seriously

NCT - all subunits

ALL NCT posts

NCT OT21 & Their Soulmates | NCT 127’s Ideal Types appearance wise |

Jaehyun’s Mars in detriment | Taeyong’s Ascendant | NCT 127 rising signs | Boyfriend Yuta | Lucas being into older girls | Jaehyun being into foreigners |

Jaehyun’s Natal Chart 

Yuta as a Boyfriend | Haechan as a Boyfriend | Johnny as a Boyfriend

Hendery’s Type | Jaehyun’s Type | Xiaojun’s Type | Chenle’s Type | Yuta’s Type | Lucas’s Type |

NCT 127 MTLs:

Be Romantic | Date Someone Older | Date a Foreigner | Want independent partner | Have size kink | Get Married and have a Family | Be Risky in Love | Date Someone Famous | Have the dirtiest mind | 

NCT DREAM MTLs:

Be Clingy | Be Protective of their s/o |

WAYV MTLs:

Date Someone Younger | 

ATEEZ

All Ateez posts

Ateez & Their Soulmates | Guessing Ateez rising signs |

MTLs:

Have a high sex drive | Have a foreign girlfriend | Kiss on the first date | Enjoy their partner sitting on their lap | Be Clingy |

DAY6

All DAY6 posts

Day6 & Their Soulmates |

Young K’s Natal Chart

MTLs:

Be Romantic |

EXO

All EXO posts

EXO & Their Soulmates |

Jennie & Kai Synastry

MORE GROUPS & OTHER STUFF

All Stray Kids posts

All Seventeen posts

All Monsta X posts | Monsta X & Their Soulmates | Monsta X in a argument |

SHINee & Their Soulmates 

Everything Blackpink | Blackpink’s Rising Signs

Jennie & Kai Synastry 

Ultimate Idol Placement | Leadership in K-Pop | Idols as their typical sign | My Favorite Idol of Each Zodiac Sign |

RULES 

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✨ Taehyung’s Ascendant ✨

Taehyung’s ascendant is so clear to me, even just from his looks! I for sure see him as a Sagittarius rising. This also matches the unconfirmed birth time.

Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, which talks about expansion and when on the ascendant, it tends to enlarge the physical features. Taehyung definitely embodies that. He has beautiful big eyes, bigger nose, forehead and overall is taller than the average. 

People with Sagittarius rising are naturally funny, kinda mischievous and laugh a lot. The ruler of his chart would be in the 1st house and that would make him quite a lucky person!

Now, let’s look at Tae’s 10th house - the house of career and public persona aka Midheaven. His Midheaven would be in Libra. This sign talks about art and is ruled by the planet of beauty and art itself - Venus. His Venus is located in 2nd house in Aquarius, which could point to a possibility of making money due to art. Also, many celebrities have their Venus in the 2nd house, it is kinda a fame indicator. With the alleged birth time, Libra would also be on the cusp of his 11th house - the house of fame. So having 11th house ruler in the 2nd is beneficial in terms of material success.

I want to focus on the planetary aspects to his ascendant, because I think that those explain his looks. Taehyung’s ascendant would be square Saturn, trine Moon and sextile Venus. Saturn aspecting ascendant always gives a serious and mature presence, which Tae definitely exudes, when he isn’t smiling. The Moon and Venus aspects make him handsome and attractive to the society, so that would explain why are his looks so popular.

Tae would have a stellium in his 2nd house. The 2nd house talks about material possessions, beauty and also points to our sense of style. We all know that Tae enjoys fashion and has a very unique wardrobe. He enjoys luxury and 2nd house stellium definitely shows that. The cusp of this house is in Capricorn and that indicates him being confident in that area.

So I think that him being a Sag rising makes sense, but let me know what you guys think! 

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✨ Jungkook's Ascendant ✨

This is just my personal opinion based on Jungkook’s chart and his behavior. We don’t have a confirmed birth time, so we can only speculate, what is his rising sing!

✨ Honestly, guessing Jungkook’s rising sign was quite easy. I see him as a Libra Rising for many reasons. Libra is ruled by Venus - the planet of beauty. It makes people charming, beautiful and youthful. Jungkook embodies all of these characteristics! He is so charismatic and he knows it. We can especially see it when he’s provoking the older members because he knows he can get away with anything using his charms. 

He would have his Venus - the ruler of his chart - in the first house, this makes someone truly appreciate arts and has a natural talent. We all know that the Golden Maknae is good at almost anything he does and I see this coming from Venus in his 1st house, but also Venus trine his Jupiter - the planet of luck. 

Jungkook’s second house cusp would be in Scorpio and this makes so much sense. This house tells us more about someone’s fashion, and with Jk, it being in Scorpio would explain why we always see him wearing dark clothes and dressing kinda like the e-boy aesthetic lol. I wouldn’t be surprised if his tattoos were real, because it would truly fit Scorpio in the 2nd.

His 7th house of relationships would be in Aries, meaning he appreciates someone fiery, who’s into sports and all sorts of adventures. His Saturn would be in this house, indicating that he could be attracted to older people or have business partners older than him - makes sense as he is the youngest in BTS.

Cancer being in the 10th house also talks about arts. The ruler of cancer is moon and Jungkook’s moon is in Leo in his 11th house. Leo deals with fame but also again, with art, and the 11th house is related to social media, our friends, internet and also fame, so this would explain a lot! Having his 10th house ruler like this - the ruler that tells us all about someone’s career - would make him popular and lucky in becoming famous for art while working with his friends! How fitting, right?

Jungkook being a Libra rising also matches the birth time that hasn’t been confirmed, but I find it quite accurate.

Let me know what you guys think! I would love to hear more opinions.

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✨ Yoongi's Ascendant✨

Yoongi is the last BTS member of my ascendant series! Let me know what posts would you guys like me to do✨

Yoongi is known for having a tough shell around him although on the inside, he is absolutely soft and adorable. That appearance comes from his ascendant and I believe that he is an Aries rising! This also fits the birth time, that’s not confirmed.

Now, Yoongi is a Pisces and having Aries ascendant would put his Sun and Mercury in his 12th house. Having planets in the 12th house always makes it difficult to truly see their gifts and those people may have trouble expressing them. Having Mercury here complicates communication and the person usually has hard time communicating their feelings and needs, which is really fitting when it comes to Yoongi.

Yoongi’s 10th house of career and public persona would be in Capricorn - this is probably the most hard working sign in the whole zodiac. Capricorn talks about working for your goals yourself and having to experience lessons and obstacles to get there, but when you overcome this, the reward is truly worth it. Yoongi having Capricorn on the 10th really explains his career path and how he had to go through a lot to get where he is now. I believe that he is probably a workaholic and his job his number 1 priority.

With this ascendant, he would also have his Mars in the 4th house. This isn’t a good placement for Mars and him having it in Cancer unfortunately even adds to the problems. The 4th house talks about our family and having a malefic planet here indicates family struggles. We don’t know what Yoongi’s family is like, but he said that they weren’t really supportive of him at the beginning, so I believe that the relationships in his family were a bit difficult.

So I think that Aries rising makes a lot of sense and many people seem to agree with this! Aries rising just makes Yoongi appear so tough but we can see that he is actually super soft lol.

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BTS as dads ✧ maknae line

JIMIN

the protective dad

very protective of his kids

you realllyyy don’t want to mess with his family

good luck to anyone who hurts them, thats all im gonna say

loves spoiling his babies

is always holding their hand and hugging them

I bet Jimin’s kids will be so sweet, affectionate and clingy just like their father hahah

really into traveling with his family!

wants to show them the world and just give them the best there is

TAEHYUNG

the creative dad

Tae loves kids so much, i think he might end up having like 4-5 babies lol

gives them so much love by being affectionate

but also with his words

he knows exactly what to say to make them feel appreciated and loved

thinks of the most weird but super fun games to play with his babies

teaches them all about art and supports any creative hobbies

I think his kids would respect him a lot, he’d just have this natural authoritative vibe to him, if that makes sense

raises his kids to be very respectful and polite

JUNGKOOK

the active dad

always taking his kids on fun trips and adventures

encourages them to join sports teams

loves play fighting with his kids lol

a very playful dad

goes to every single sports event, competition or school showcase for parents

is so damn proud when his kids win in any competitions lol and you bet they will, I mean Jungkook is their dad I don’t have to say more

actually is proud of his kids no matter what they do, he loves talking about and showing off his family to his close friends

#BTS

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INTPs I’ve Met (by an INFJ)

What I noticed and observed about them: 

They are super quiet at first but still have this approachable aura because they look harmless. 

They tend to be pushed and dragged around by others because they are just that easy to “boss around”–not because they are weak; but because they are flexible enough to be around most types of people. 

They are good company–even if they’re naturally quiet, they always have something interesting and random to say.

They have such good humor if you’re the open-minded type. But even if you’re not open-minded, there is still something to laugh about them. They’re just that funny. And silly.

They are actually very touchy– they tend to tap and pat people. And do other touchy-feely things that you wouldn’t really expect (from them).   

They are gentlemen. Even the girls are. They know their manners and that’s what makes them charming. 

When they’re quiet–it doesn’t mean they necessarily feel out of place or that they’re overthinking about something deep. They’re most likely thinking about something simple, (which isn’t simple to them), such as the last TV show they watched or a new piece of information that they had just recently discovered. 

They can stay home the whole day and be okay–as long as they’re doing something stimulating; such as reading, playing video games, and using electronic devices. They’re fine being alone. 

There are times when they are the most monotonous people ever. But when they’re comfortable around you, they become the most animated people ever–randomly saying movie line phrases aloud or even suddenly sharing their feelings. Yes, they have feelings. Although their feelings don’t usually revolve around real people–they get emotional when it comes to fictional characters though. 

They don’t seem very into relationships…they’re independent people. 

They get drained by big crowds, strangers, and just people in general–real easily. Which is why they always bring a set of earphones. 

If they’re effortlessly smart–even without being organized–that’s a common trait of an INTP. The ones I’ve met aren’t necessarily the ones who receive super high grades, but they are very informational about all kinds of things. Probably ‘cause they read a lot. 

Well, what do you guys think? :) Agree or disagree? 

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The types' level of fakeness:

(Just the types we know so don’t cry if you’re not on the list, and just personal experience too)

ISFJ- try to be polite but you kno when they hate you. Hates INTP, all of them

ISFP- fake nice but not that bitchy behind people’s backs. If they bitch about you then they won’t be as nice to you as to everyone else but still nice

INFP- polite, fake nice to avoid confrontation but would prefer not talking at all rather than being fake

INTP- fake mean, you kno if they hate you and only fake nice/polite when they need something from you

ESTP- not fake at all apart from when they want to fuck you then they fake their entire personality

ENFP- fake nice/polite to keep up appearances and to avoid confrontation, like to be seen as nice

ENTP- Fakest™, mean behind people’s backs and lovely to their faces

ENFJ- genuinely nice/polite to everyone how?? If they try to be fake u can hear the Agression™ in their tone so it just doesn’t work

ENTJ- not really fake… Just polite to authority figures? If they hate u u prob kno

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INTPs I’ve Met (by an INFJ)

What I noticed and observed about them: 

They are super quiet at first but still have this approachable aura because they look harmless. 

They tend to be pushed and dragged around by others because they are just that easy to “boss around”–not because they are weak; but because they are flexible enough to be around most types of people. 

They are good company–even if they’re naturally quiet, they always have something interesting and random to say.

They have such good humor if you’re the open-minded type. But even if you’re not open-minded, there is still something to laugh about them. They’re just that funny. And silly.

They are actually very touchy– they tend to tap and pat people. And do other touchy-feely things that you wouldn’t really expect (from them).   

They are gentlemen. Even the girls are. They know their manners and that’s what makes them charming. 

When they’re quiet–it doesn’t mean they necessarily feel out of place or that they’re overthinking about something deep. They’re most likely thinking about something simple, (which isn’t simple to them), such as the last TV show they watched or a new piece of information that they had just recently discovered. 

They can stay home the whole day and be okay–as long as they’re doing something stimulating; such as reading, playing video games, and using electronic devices. They’re fine being alone. 

There are times when they are the most monotonous people ever. But when they’re comfortable around you, they become the most animated people ever–randomly saying movie line phrases aloud or even suddenly sharing their feelings. Yes, they have feelings. Although their feelings don’t usually revolve around real people–they get emotional when it comes to fictional characters though. 

They don’t seem very into relationships…they’re independent people. 

They get drained by big crowds, strangers, and just people in general–real easily. Which is why they always bring a set of earphones. 

If they’re effortlessly smart–even without being organized–that’s a common trait of an INTP. The ones I’ve met aren’t necessarily the ones who receive super high grades, but they are very informational about all kinds of things. Probably ‘cause they read a lot. 

Well, what do you guys think? :) Agree or disagree? 

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Someone: Hey! Are you okay?

xNTPs, torn between their need to overshare and the fear of people really knowing them: um

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ENFP Males I’ve Met (by an INFJ)

Note: I have a separate post for ENFP females. http://the-anomalous-infj.tumblr.com/post/142847712093/enfp-females-ive-met-by-an-infj

What I noticed and observed about them: (FOUR ENFP MALES)

When I met each of them for the first time, I noticed that they were all quite fidgety. However, each had something to show (off) and share; which was what I think, a way for them to lessen the awkwardness. 

One ENFP male I met talked fast and his approach seemed scripted as if he practiced socializing–then he gave me a thing he got from vacation and proceeded giving to others as well. (Note that we first talked online–but this was our first real-life meeting).

Another ENFP male was cautious at first– but since I constantly reached out and showed that I wanted to get to know him, he started feeling comfortable and began speaking his mind when he would talk to me. (You had to show persistence with this ENFP guy)

Another ENFP male showed me magic tricks which ended up not working out–yet he still walked around and showed strangers his magic tricks–that failed again. It was pretty embarrassing to watch, but his optimism and persistence was cute. 

Another ENFP male just suddenly came up to me after knowing that his friends were talking to me– then he started telling me several pick-up lines (he messed up a lot though). But hey, he was good company and him trying hard to make me laugh was cute. 

You could really tell that whenever they talk to a new person, they are doing their best to make and maintain a good first impression of themselves–while still being themselves.

The ones I know are all musically inclined. This is probably one of the easiest ways for them to express themselves since I noticed that ENFP males are only really expressive on stage or when they’re with their close friends. 

They all have strong morals (more than values) and wouldn’t mind talking about them for hours. They are dead serious about the things they believe in. This is most likely why they are called “The Inspirers.” 

The two ENFP males I know tend to get very deep and philosophical (especially when they answer in class) to the point that no one really knows how to give feedback (unless they are intellectual as well). Even their professors don’t know how to respond. 

One of the two ENFP males that I talked about in the above statement would get melancholic when he would talk about life itself. He specifically believes that life is a suffering. (He’s one of those darker ENFPs–not exactly open-minded like the stereotypical ones).

They share a lot of (cliche) quotes each day. They especially know the ones from their idols. 

They love being corny and even if their jokes make you cringe, they still manage to make you smile (out of pity). 

They shine when they are in front–when they take the stage. They really take advantage of when they get to present in class or talk in front of a big crowd of people because well, they have a reason to be there and no one can stop them. 

They tend to over-talk when explaining a simple statement. Their explaining will get you even more confused. This is because they have so much to let out and share, but since they aren’t organized with their thoughts–they are unable to express their infinite knowledge. 

When they’re in love, they glow. They look starstruck every time they look at their crush or lover. They just won’t stop gazing at them. They are SMITTEN and would do anything to be close to them–physically and emotionally. 

The ENFP males I know either stay with one tight-knit group of friends or they stick to their boyfriend/girlfriend. 

Two ENFP males I know thrive in the classroom. They raise their hands a lot to answer or discuss things with their professor. Then when class is over, they rush out if they aren’t very close with the people there.

One of them I know is constantly made fun of because he is so innocent and well–easy to make fun of. And he’s okay with it. He’s a good sport about it too. But of course they have their limits–like everyone else (however, they have high tolerance). 

Three of them I know think school is worthless and that they rather not go because they despise the system. They strongly believe that they could be better teachers. The ones I know are real intelligent in that way–school literally bores them. 

They all don’t believe in studying. But if they do study, they do it last minute (because deep down, they truly care about their grades; they are smart after all). 

Three of them I know are well-liked by a lot of people. They just effortlessly attract people because they are harmless (if you don’t disagree with their morals) and are really nice and not boring people; which is why they have a lot of friends. However, they would much rather stick to one main group of friends. 

The other one isn’t so well-liked a lot, because of how different he is and well, he really prefers not to be with big groups even if. However, if you get to know him, he’s actually really cool. You just gotta give him a chance.

Two of them I know have extremely idealistic goals and dreams: one wants to be a martial artist when he grows up (he’s been training for it, too–and stopped going to college) and the other one wants music to be his main career (he decided not to go to college and already formed a band).

They will make you feel comfortable in your own skin. This is because they are so individualistic and they admire the ones who stand out and don’t shrink from life. With them around, you wouldn’t feel alone. They’ll be alone with you. 

They are in their own world– whether they are by themselves or with their friends. They rarely explain to others what they and their friends mean when they tell inside jokes or just talk about something unfamiliar in general–unless you are a part of their close friend group or are special to them.  

Well guys, what do you think? :) Agree or disagree? (p.s. the ENFP males I’ve met are hard to generalize into one–which is why there are so many “versions” of them in this post). 

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The types and what I think of them based on what I've seen from my friends

(Not very original I know but I need to do something during this boring af evening)

ENFP - cute - childish - full of ideas - optimistic - RaNdOm -PUNS AND MEMES - kinda geeky -have a lot of feelings - secretly evil

ENTJ - ‘I wanna be the very best like no one ever waaaaas’ -natural leader -considerate - SO. DAMN. LUCKY - easy going

INTP -lazy -smart - can actually be very talkative if they like the subject - PrOcRaStInAtIoN - very funny in their own way -trapped in their own world

ENTP -have been told at least once in their life 'you remind me of Barney Stinson’ -have 2000000+ projects at the same time -actually finish like two of them -never shut up -can be good at everything -but can only be excellent at bullshiting their way through life -zero empathie -dad jokes -socially akward but still manages to look cool

ISTP -take grammar way too seriously -frank and direct -meticulous -witty -look intimidating -can actually be very affectionate if they feel like it -strong mentally and physically -know martial arts

ISFJ -warm and nice -so calm, it’s relaxing to be around them -excellent listenners -shaped like a friend -have louder reactions than everyone else during movies or roller coaster rides -don’t dislike a lot of things -litteraly everyone like them -easy to live with

ISFP -FEEEEELIIIIINGS -don’t like to be challenged -have strong valors -don’t understand if you don’t share said valors -don’t overcome difficulties easily -EXTREMELY SENSITIVE -hate criticism, even constructive ones -too easily offended -moody -trustworthy (when they like you)

INTJ -seem cold and calculating -make the best of friends if you take the time to know them -snarky -quiet -if they don’t like you you’re dead -have low patience -analytical -don’t handle feelings at all

INFJ -MYSTERIOUS -they know everything about you -but you know nothing about them -sarcasm -take time to feel confortable around new people (like 2 years or so) -long period of awkward silence -(the silence is awkward for you, no them) - people tend to like them but still think they’re 'weird’ -secretly a nerd

ESTP -stereotype of the popular jock -athletic af -class clown -perfectionists -everyone love them -always quoting lines from their favorite movies -want to experience everything -often come to class with a broken leg or something -have the kind of humor that everyone like except NTs

ESFP -'girl’ ESTP -love to party -will do stupid stuff just cause they felt like it -will cry about said stupid things -GOSSIP -very loving persons -their spiritual goddess might be Aphrodite -loud -funny

ESFJ -overprotecting grandma -will bake you cookies but will be highly offended if you’re not hungry for now -generous, but will expect you to return the favor -don’t like when people don’t agree with them -don’t like to be out of their comfort zone -can be bossy -talkative

INFP -full of crazy, great ideas -bad at maths -love to read -RaVeNcLaW -extremely moody -open minded -like to learn new stuff -LOTS OF STRESS -good at acting without even trying

ISTJ -Like to follow the rules -but is not afraid to bend them if they logically think they’re stupid -bossy -good student -patient -will glady help their classmates if they haven’t understood the lesson -have difficulties to think out of the box -book smart -organized

And I don’t know any ENFJ or ESTJ. (I mostly have NTs and INFPs friends.)

Also sorry if the ISFP is a bit harsh but the ones I know drive me nuts.

This is of course not representative of all the types at all.

[mintplz]

How To Persuade Your INTP #1

Other moms: if you come with me, I'll take you for ice cream after.

INTP's mom: if you come with me, I'll take you to the bookstore after.

#intp

[mintplz]

mbti: a summary

INTJ: smart weirdo loner

INTP: curious but lazy

ENTP: curious but lazy and obnoxious

ENTJ: werk werk werk werk werk werk werk

ENFP: human golden retriever

ENFJ: the protagonist in every book/movie/tv show

INFP: in lala land 24/7

INFJ: really wants to be a good person and usually is

ESTJ: bossy

ISFJ: too good, too pure

ESFJ: the perfect one that you try to hate but can't

ISTJ: "well, technically....."

ESFP: PARTY

ISFP: gives 0 fucks

ISTP: lowkey badass

ESTP: tries too hard to be a badass

[mintplz]

The types and what I think of them based on what I've seen from my friends(and probably a little insulting)

~as an INTJ

INTP - quiet - can make a bitch face that makes you cry - probably thinks u stupid - says that MBTI is shit - fashionista - has an ENFP friend(“ENFP no!”) - savage - that friend who has ultra weird ideas when drunk - probably most adorable smile on earth - smart - most of the time just rising eyebrows and blinking

ENTJ - bossy af - prima ballerina - she is beauty she is grace - she will punch you in da face - always in warm socks - also an actress - knows how to build things - basically good at everything - will shout at you if you do something wrong - probably slept with almost all male friends

ENTP - a n n o y i n g AF - never shuts up - meme queen - so loud - not funny jokes - make up queen - at least smart - thinks she’s better than you(and maybe she is) - if you take a sip from her mug u die - has an ENFP slave - kinda selfish - another fashionista - if she laughs the whole room laughs with her - soooo much self confidence wow

INFP - THAT SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE - garbage lord - writer buddy - has ton of OC’s AND GAY SHIPS - cannot into decisions - junky food - understands(really) - don’t like loud people - constant lala land - savage without even noticing - 4w5 - has 8 minute long video of herself eating french fries on her phone - impressive self control - cute laugh - cute - the best person to rant with

ENFP - can’t stay in one place for a minute - suddenly disappears in a middle of a party - daydreaming a lot - cheerful - likes to drink A LOT - too many friends - nice for everyone ugh - that laugh which sounds like a puppy riding a pink bicycle in a tuxedo - can bring ENTP back to earth

ENFJ - mom friend - has too many friends HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE - gonna steal your friends without even noticing - likes fancy drinks and kitschy things - obsessed with doggos - sudden outbursts of anger - hypochondriac - really anxious when driving - doesn’t understand a concept of a personal space

ISTJ - another bitch face - can rise one eyebrow HOW U DO DIS????? - doesn’t understand memes - smart - lack of self confidence - secretly hates u - wears comfy clothes but looks so good - has a lot of savings but hardly ever uses them - they knows better ok? don’t even try to tell them that they are wrong - don’t particularly like pets - perfect teeth - so so so smart once again - sometimes are rather calm but sometimes… don’t ask

ESTJ - that kid who asks too many questions during your presentation - constant bitch face - hot - stingy - falls asleep during parties - a rant person - bossy - hard working - teachers like her

ESFJ - will help you EVEN WHEN YOU HAVENT ASKED FOR HELP - has a lot of friends - drinks a lot - hard-working - daddy’s little princess/mama’s boy - assertive - smoking a lot - tells everyone what to do

ISTP - white Kanye West - would kill u if u did something with his shoes - likes weird electronic genres of music I can’t even name - on 9gag all the time - knows all memes - League of Legends pro player - can make funny faces - looks like he was angry - black humor(especially likes jokes about Jews) - awkward silence gains a whole new meaning

ESFP - the whitest person I know - “what do u meat it was sexist?? it was funny!!!!” - only wears yellow pants - likes PE teacher probably a little too much - can’t find a girlfriend - will massage your feet if u don’t watch them properly - has stupid ideas - likes basically every person - drinks wine at parties even though he says that true man should drink only vodka - don’t know when someone is mean to him

ESTP - loud - hey lets go to the another city and get drunk!!! because why not - class clown - talks about her life too much like seriously - and also about various secretions of her body - probably gonna end up in jail - smart and stupid at the same time - lazy - has problems with concentration - talkative - has problems with self-esteem which she covers acting out like a douche

Don’t take this personally lol

[mintplz]

what BTS members are the types most compatible with?

INTJ: J-Hope, Yoongi, Jungkook, Taehyung

INTP: Jimin, Jin, Namjoon, Taehyung

ENTJ: Jin, Jimin, Namjoon, Taehyung

ENTP: J-Hope, Yoongi, Jungkook, Taehyung

INFJ: Jungkook, Taehyung, J-Hope, Yoongi

INFP: Namjoon, Jimin, Jin, Yoongi

ENFJ: Namjoon, Jin, Jimin, Yoongi

ENFP: Jungkook, Taehyung, J-Hope, Yoongi

ISTJ: Namjoon, Jin, Jimin, J-Hope

ISFJ: Jin, Jimin, Namjoon, Jungkook

ESTJ: Taehyung, Jungkook, Yoongi, J-Hope

ESFJ: Yoongi, J-Hope, Taehyung, Jungkook

ISTP: Taehyung, Jungkook, Yoongi, J-Hope

ISFP: Yoongi, J-Hope, Taehyung, Jungkook

ESTP: Namjoon, Jimin, Jin, J-Hope

ESFP: Jimin, Jin, Namjoon, Jungkook

reblog with your type in the tags

[mintplz]

BTS MBTI

What most armys thought BTS’ mbti types were:

- Jin: ISFP/ISFJ

- Yoongi: INTJ/INTP

- Hope: ESFJ/ENFJ

- Namjoon: INFJ/ISTP/ESTP

- Jimin: ESFP

- Taehyung: ENTP/ENFP

- Jungkook: ISFJ/ISTP

What BTS said their types are:

- Jin: INTP

- Yoongi: INFP

- Hope: ESFJ

- Namjoon: INFP

- Jimin: ENFJ

- Taehyung: ENFP

- Jungkook: INFP

source

Note: Some members themselves questioned the accurancy of this. Yoongi rated the accurancy of his test as 0.5/5. Don’t trust this too much.