people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses
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they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy
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if you're in canada, please take a moment to sign and share this petition calling for the investigation of registered canadian charities that give funding to illegal israeli settlement projects or to the israeli military.
this is an official petition in the house of commons and is endorsed by a member of parliament. it’s open for signatures until august 8, 2024.
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The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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i kinda think i look like a cartoon character. must be this haircut and being short and stubby
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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art
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une de mes collègues est la fan #1 de mes cheveux, j'ai appris d'une autre collègue qu'elle s'était acheté les mêmes produits que moi pour arriver à un résultat similaire et que toute l'équipe était au courant de sa passion et là aujourd'hui je me les suis fait couper courts courts et on m'a demandé si cette collègue avait fait son deuil 😭😭😭 je la vois vendredi j'espère ne pas la décevoir
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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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ma mère a rêvé que mon toro et moi planifions notre mariage o_O ah bon
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just checked the insurance plan and i'll probably have to pay like. Half of it total. Yippee.......
great day for having a shitty dentition and being told you need like 5000$ worth of treatments <3
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great day for having a shitty dentition and being told you need like 5000$ worth of treatments <3
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