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The Bet pt. 2

"You know where he is?"

"He should be in his room."

"OK." Stuart said. "Thanks bro."

"No problem, bro!" Bob giggled and went on his merry way.

"Dave, huh?" Stuart said. "He should have plenty of ideas." He grinned to himself.

'God dammit.' The older brother thought, knowing of the dangers.

(later)

The two brothers were in front of Dave's door and knocked. A few moments later, it opened.

"Hey Stuart." Dave greeted his slightly younger brother. His eyes fell on Kevin. "….Kevin?"

"Hey Dave."

"…Hey."

Dave snickered. "Uh, what up with the dress, Kev?"

"He lost to me in Smash Bros and now he's my slave for seven days."

"Wow." Dave said. "How the mighty have fallen."

"Shut up!"

Dave laughed at the outburst. "So, what brings you guys here?" The short, two eyed Minion asked. "Other than showing me how hot Kevin is in that dress." Kevin's face instantly became red.

"I was wondering what different things I could get him to do since he's my temporary slave." Stuart explained. "As weird as it may sound, I can't think of anything."

"Hmm..." Dave wondered. "I have suggestions. Follow me." Stuart walked in his room. Their older brother tried to as well but was shoved back out.

"What the hell? Let me through."

"No." Dave said. "You can't know of these ideas yet." His lips curved into a devious smile. "Let them be a surprise."

Kevin growled in response, but reluctantly obeyed.

(later)

"So, what were the suggestions?" Kevin asked. He really didn't want to know, but something in his gut told him he had to.

"You can't know." The one eyed Minion said. "They're secret.

"Just tell me!"

"No." Stuart said. "You'll have to wait."

Kevin growled yet again. The younger brother yawned. "Anyways, it's getting late. I'll see you tomorrow."

"Can I at least take this stupid outfit off while you're asleep?"

"You may." He said. "New rule: You have to wear the outfit for as long as I'm awake. When I want to sleep, then you may take it off and wear whatever you want."

"Thank you for granting that."

"No problem." He yawned again. "Just remember when you wake up, you put the outfit back on."

Kevin sighed. "…Fine."

"Good boy." Stuart patted Kevin on the head.

"Don't touch me." Kevin warned.

"Ooh, someone's grouchy." Stuart teased. "You should probably go to sleep too."

"Yeah, maybe I'll wake up from this nightmare."

"Aw, don't be like that." He said. "There's some good in this."

"Like what?"

"You'll see tomorrow." Stuart said, opening the door that leads to his room. "Good night, buddy."

"Good night." Kevin said. He walked a few doors down and opened his door. Once inside, he quickly removed everything, put on his favorite blue Pikachu T-shirt and a pair of blue boxers with a thunderbolt pattern. After doing so, he flopped onto his soft bed. Removing his goggles and setting them on his night stand, he turned off the light and fell asleep quickly, knowing he has a long day tomorrow.

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The bet

Chapter 1: Day 1: French Maid

He couldn't believe it. Kevin had lost to his little brother. He never loses! But he did. He was being a little too cocky and slipped up. Now he was paying the ultimate price.

See, Stuart bet his older brother that he would beat him in Super Smash Bros Wii U. Since Stuart always made bets like these, Kevin thought it would be no big deal. After all, he always won. That's what always happened. Stuart would bet Kevin that he would win, and Kevin would beat him, causing the younger henchman to get pissed and storm off.

This time, however, was not the case. Stuart somehow won and now Kevin was stuck doing whatever the smaller Minion wanted for a week. That's right, seven days! Right now, he was waiting for Stuart to come back. The brother said he needed something that was part of the bet. When he came back, Kevin's eyes widened.

"Oh no." Kevin said, waving his hands in front of his face. "There is no way in Hell I'm wearing that."

"You have to." Stuart said, shoving the black and red French maid outfit in his face. "It's part of the bet."

"Why?" He asked. "Why do you want me to wear this?"

"Because it'll humiliate you." The younger brother said, smirking. "Put it on."

The taller Minion groaned. "OK fine. Let me just change in the bath-"

"No." Stuart said, giving him his signature look. "Change in front of me."

Kevin gave him a look. "W-why?"

"Because you have to if I say so."

The older henchman sighed. "Fine. Little pervert." He said that last sentence under his breath, although Stuart still heard it. Kevin slipped his overalls off and took the French maid outfit and was about to slip in on when Stuart stopped him. "What now?"

"You have to take off your boxers."

Kevin's face flushed pink. "Why?"

"So you can wear this~" He said, holding up a black thong. Kevin's pupils shrank.

"W-what!?" Kevin said, fear evident in his voice. "No!"

"Yes." He said, picking up black stockings and matching black shoes with red laces. "You must wear these, as well."

"No!" He said. "I-I'm not doing that."

"Come on. Don't be a pussy." Stuart said. "It's just a dress and thong. They're not that bad to wear."

"Then you wear them."

"I would, but I didn't lose." He said smugly. Kevin growled. "How long do I have to wear this?"

"As long as the bet is going on." He said. "So seven days."

Kevin groaned once more. "Fine. I'll wear the fucking dress." Stuart smiled. The older brother slid his boxers off, momentarily flashing his brother, which Stuart didn't seem to mind. He removed his shoes, put the thong on and rolled the stocking up on his legs. Then he put the other shoes on. He finally slipped on the dress and hat(1), ruffling out any wrinkles on them.

"You look amazing." Stuart said.

"Thanks..." He said, deadpan, face red from embarrassment. Stuart handed him a feather duster that matched his dress in color.

"There. Now, you're perfect." Kevin scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"Let's just get this over with." Kevin said. "What's next on your twisted agenda?"

"Eager to start are we?"

"Just tell me."

"Hmm..." Stuart thought. "I'm…not really sure."

"You really don't know?"

"Nope." Stuart thought for a little while longer. Still, nothing came to his mind. "Well, I give up. Let's ask someone." He left his room and motioned for Kevin to follow, which he reluctantly did.

Stuart scanned the lab for traces of his closest brothers. As they passed by the rest of their kind, a lot of eyes were on Kevin. Most were of shock, others were unwanted advances on the tribe leader. They even passed by Gru and Dr Nefario, who were shocked to say the least. When asked, Stuart simply told them the truth. They confirmed in understanding, somewhat. While searching for someone that could give Stuart some ideas, a certain higher pitched voice spoke.

"Big brothers!" The voice said.

'Oh no. Why must he see me like this?' Thought Kevin. The two older Minions turned around. "Hey Bob."

"Sup Bob."

"Hi guys." The youngest Minion said. "What are you doing?"

"Just wondering what to do next." Stuart said, stretching his arms. The naive Minion looked at Kevin in confusion.

"Why are you wearing a dress?"

"I lost a bet to Stuart and now I'm stuck wearing this for a week."

"That's not all." Stuart said. "He also has to do whatever I say for a week."

"You lost a bet, Kevin?" Bob asked, astonished. "You never lose!"

"I know." Kevin said, sulking.

"Actually, Bob." The teenage Minion began. "Do you have any suggestions on what Kevin could do for me?"

"Hmm..." He thought, petting his little teddy bear's head. "Not sure."

"Oh OK." Stuart said. He knew Bob wouldn't have any ideas and if he did, they would most likely be childish.

"I'm sorry."

"It's OK."

"You know." The heterocromic Minion began. "Dave might have some ideas. He usually does."

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Kevin x reader (female)

You and Kevin come back to the Gru house and enter Kevin's room, instantly locking lips with each other. You lock the door and kick off your shoes. You lie down on his bed, holding Kevin close. Kevin pulls back and resumes sucking on your neck. You moan loudly. Kevin keeps sucking and licking at your pulse point until it turns purple. You start to slip his overalls straps off his shoulders.

Kevin chuckles and pulls back. "Ydaerla regae, huh?"

"I can't help it." You said. Your eyes are filled with lust and love. "You're irresistible.~"

Kevin grinned. His eyes also filled with lust and love. "Yllaer? Poka tuoba me si elbitsiserri?"

You thought about that for a few moments. "Well," You began. "Where do I start? You're sweet, assertive, charming, sensitive," You slip his overalls off of his body. "Loveable, adorable, cuddly, as weird as that might sound, and without a doubt," You grab his 5 1/2 inch, erect dick. A moan escapes Kevin's lips. "Sexy." You lower your head to the Minion's cock and tease him with gentle licks. The Minion under your grasp shuddered and moaned in pleasure. You jerked him around a bit before taking him into your mouth. You rewrap your arms around Kevin's waist.

"A-Ahh~!" Kevin moaned out in ecstasy. "(insert your name)!" He grabbed your head tightly and thrusted. You moan from how forceful Kevin is being, which sent more jolts of pleasure through his body. His member started to throb and drip some pre down on your tongue.

"(insert your name), m-me tuoba ot m-muc." Kevin said, still thrusting. His thrusts get quicker and harder until he releases. Rope after rope of hot cum filled your mouth. You lift your head up and swallow it, enjoying the sweet and bitter taste. "Delicious.~" You say with a devious smirk on your face. Kevin returns the smirk.

"Won," He began, slipping your shorts/pants off. "S'ti yu're nrut.~" You take off your shirt and toss it aside. Your nipples hardening from the excitement. You lie back and wait for Kevin to return the favor. He removes his gloves and goggles then lowers his head. He opens up your vagina with his hands and takes a long lick upwards. You squirm in pleasure. His wide tongue trails over your clit.

"Ahn.~" You moan out. Kevin smirks and proceeds to tease you by trailing his tongue around everywhere but your clit. You growl in slight annoyance, causing Kevin to laugh. He slides his pink muscle into your hole and uses his thumb to rub at your clit. This makes your body start to spasm slightly and leak your own juice out. You grip the bedsheets beneath you. Kevin just licks and rubs faster at your pussy, hoping to bring you over the edge. You scream out his name as you climax. Your juice squirts against Kevin's face and tongue as you release the bedsheets from between your fingers. The Minion licks off as much of the love juice that he could and leans in for a long, passionate kiss. You can taste both yours and Kevin's essences. As you and Kevin pull back from the kiss, you feel something prodding against you. Kevin smirks deviously.

"Ydaer rof eht tseb trap?~" Kevin asks seductively. You smirk back at him the same way.

"Give me all you got.~" Kevin grins and slides his thick, hard, throbbing Minionhood slowly and deeply inside. Inch by inch he slowly filled you. After Kevin gets as far as he can, he pulls out about halfway and thrusts back in. Kevin grabs a hold of your hips to make sure he can keep going as far in as possible.

He began to rock faster. Both started to breathe heavier and louder. Kevin grunted as you moaned and gasped when he thrust into you. He smirked at the erotic sounds you made, his pride growing at the fact that HE'S the one making you cry out in such pleasure.

"Aaahh!~" You and Kevin moan together. You wrap your arms around Kevin, once again, and hold him close, hoping it will make him go even deeper. He picks up the pace and goes harder. The combined effort of his speed and force makes it feel like he's literally pounding against your insides. You bite your bottom lip to supress a scream of pleasure.

"Ah... K-Kevi... Don't stop-ah! It feels too good!~" You ended up screaming out anyway. Kevin's grip on you tightened as he used just about all of his strength to go even faster and harder. His hips grinded against you faster than that of a jack rabbit. It was becoming too much for both.

"Aahh... (insert your name)... Me g-gniog o-ot muc!~" Kevin breathed out. "Ahh...S-same here!~" The love making kept going until both parties came. Kevin shot his load through your pussy and your own hot juice splattered against his cock. Both of you collapse from exhaustion. Your bodies are glistening with sweat. After a few minutes of recollecting each other's breath, Kevin rolls over onto his back.

"That... was... amazing." You breathed out, a bit dazed, but happy nontheless.

"Yeah..." Kevin breathed out, happily. You turn to Kevin and hold him close with one arm, closing your eyes. He smiles and curls up to you, his eyelids drooping down in exhaustion.

"Me evol yu~" Kevin said, lovingly.

"I love you, too~" You say, kissing your Minion's lips.

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Kevin x reader

Chapter 6

You and Kevin walked for a while in silence. You were trying to think of something to say to him. But what could you say?

"So...weather seems good." You say, silently cursing yourself. Kevin puts his hands behind his head and stretched his body back. "Si. Ti seod mees doog yadot."

Your gaze falls on Kevin. You're mesmerized by the tall Minion. You've been like that for two months now. From what Dave has told you, you're in love with Kevin. You have all of the signs. You're nervous around him, he's always on your mind, when he looks at you, you look away, your heart beats rapidly when he's near you. "I do love him." You say out loud, subconciously.

"Poka?" Kevin looks up at you. Your face turns crimson red. "Uh, nothing!" You say. Kevin shrugs and looks ahead of him. You sigh. 'I need to tell him somehow.'

The two of you round a corner and come across the Paradise Mall. You stop Kevin.

"Want to go to the Mall?"

"Erus."

You and Kevin went inside the mall. You looked around at the different stores surrounding you. The Minion at your side sighed happily.

"Me evol siht ecalp."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Me t'nod wonk yhw, but siht ecalp syawla sekam me yppah."

"This is like your happy place, huh?"

"Si." Kevin nodded.

The two of you walked around the mall for a while. Kevin became tired from walking so you offered to carry him. He tiredly accepted. You look at the tired Minion and smiled. 'He's so adorable.' You nuzzle against him, affectionatly. Kevin responded by smiling that trademark grin. You blush brightly and smiled a little too excitedly. You continued to walk with your crush in your arms until you noticed an ice cream shop. You set him down and digged around in your pockets to find 10 dollars.

"Hey Kevi." Kevin looked at you. "You want any ice cream?"

Any fatigue he felt vanished visibly from him. "Gelato?" The Minion asked brightly. A grin spread on your face. "Yeah! I can buy some over there." You pointed at the ice cream stand and Kevin ran over to it. You chuckle. 'He can be such a kid at times.'

Both you and Kevin are sitting on a bench eating ice cream. Kevin is eating Rocky Road and you're eating Cookie Dough.

"Tank yu rof Gelato~!" Kevin said.

"No problem~!" You said happily, wrapping an arm around him. Kevin blushed from the sudden contact and continued to eat his gelato.

You resume eating your ice cream, licking every side of it. Little did you know, your Minion buddy was watching you intently. He watched how your tongue slid around the creamy treat in attempt to eat it. Kevin's face was turning redder and redder by the second. You get the feeling that someone was watching you and you turn to face the watcher.

"Kevin-kun?" You ask. "You ok?"

Kevin turned away. "Y-yeah."

"Something on your mind?"

"N-no." Kevin lied. He turned to his melting gelato.

You shrug, but find yourself staring at Kevin now. Kevin looks back at you. "Poka?"

"You have ice cream on your face." You say. The yellow creature was about to wipe it off when you grabbed his hand, put it down, and licked the treat off of his face. Kevin's face burned brightly from the contact. "Got it." You winked at him. Before you knew it, Kevin's lips were on yours. Your eyes widened in surprise but you didn't resist. You drop your own ice cream in favor of holding the Minion close and deepening the kiss. After a few minutes, you pull back for air. Both you and Kevin were a blushing, panting mess.

"K-Kevin-kun..." You gasp out. "Why?"

"Me yllaer ekil yu" He said. "Dna me wonk yu ekil me oot."

"I don't just like you," You sit up and put Kevin in your lap. "I love you, Kevi~" You lean forward to capture his lips with yours. Kevin happily accepted and returned it. Both of your eyes slid shut. His arms wrapped themselves around the back of your head as he slid his tongue into your mouth. You moan out in pleasure. After a few minutes of passionate kissing, Kevin pulls away and started to lick and suck on your neck. You moaned loudly in response and squeezed him tighter. You opened your eyes and remembered that you and him were in public. You push Kevin away.

"Kevin. We can't do this!"

"Poka? Yhw?"

"Because we're still in the mall." Kevin looked around and noticed some people watching in disgust or parents dragging their children away from the interspecies make out session. His eyes narrowed and he muttered some curse words, growling, getting off of your lap. You stood up and held out your hand. "Come on. Let's finish what we started in your room."

Kevin looked up and smiled at you, grabbing your hand. "Ok."

You smiled back and walked with Kevin, hand in hand.

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Kevin x reader

Chapter 5

A couple of months have passed. You and the Minions have become aquainted with each other. You hang out with them everytime they aren't working. The ones you hang out with the most are Kevin, Dave, Stuart, Bob, and Jerry. Right now, you're playing Super Smash Bros Wii U with Kevin, Stuart, Dave, and Bob. Your focus is on Kevin rather than the game, which is why you're not doing as well as usual.

Lately, you've found yourself focusing on Kevin most of the time, regardless if he talked or not. When you're at home, all you can think about is seeing Kevin the next day.

There's something about him that's intriguing. Something that's different than from anyone you've met before. 'Could I be...?' You think, quickly shaking your head. 'No. I can't be. Impossible.' You look over at Kevin, who's using one of the Wii U Game Pads. He looks back at you and gives a determined, but friendly smile. Your face lights up instantly. Your heart starts beating like a rabbit now. 'But, he's a Minion.' You tell yourself. 'Wouldn't that be wrong?' Your train of thought broke when you heard cheering in your ear.

"Yeah!" Kevin shouted happily, as the character he used, Greninja, was called a winner by the in game announcer.

"No riaf!" Stuart yelled. "Tu detaehc!"

"Tu t'nac taehc ni Repus Hsams Sorb." Dave said. "Me kniht."

"Si eh did!" Stuart pointed an accused finger at the tall Minion.

"Tu're tsuj dam taht tu tsol ot tur redlo orb." Kevin gloated. "Ekil syawla.~"

Stuart growled at Kevin and stood up. "Me reven esol!"

"Poka tuoba won?" Kevin grinned.

"S'taht esuaceb tu detaehc!" Stuart yelled at the top of his lungs.

You quickly become irritated at the pointless fight. "Stuart, shut up." You said. "Kevin didn't cheat. I'm pretty sure you can't cheat on this game like Dave said. You lost. Who cares?"

"Me od!" Stuart said.

"Why? It's a game. If you practice, you could win."

"Me od ecitarp!"

"Obviously it's not enough." You say. "Just keep trying. One day you'll win."

"Ton ylekil." Kevin muttered under his breath.

"Tuhs pu!"

"Kevi, don't fight with Stuie." You try to referee.

"T'nod llac me taht!" Stuart said. "Me etah taht eman."

You roll your eyes. "Just stop arguing with him."

"Me lliw nehw eh stimda eh detaehc!"

"Me did ton taehc!" Kevin was starting to get pissed off now. His pride was fighting with Stuart's stubborness. Nothing good ever comes out of that.

Dave huffed and got up and walked in between them. "Stop ti. Tu're htob trams Minions, tu dluohs wonk siht sseltniop!"

The two Minions just growled at each other. Bob looks at them and at you with sad eyes. You sympathize with the smallest Minion. You get up and pick up Kevin.

"Dave and Bob. Stay here and try to calm down Stuart. I'll calm down Kevin."

The two Minions salute you. "Yes sir/maim."

You bring Kevin outside on the front yard and set him down.

"Yhw did tu od gnirb me tuo ereh?"

"To calm you down." You explained. "You were getting to worked up by him and I didn't want you two to fight over something stupid. Besides, I could tell Bob was getting upset."

"Me t'ndid tnaw ot fight. Eh stuj dessip me ffo." Kevin sighed, rubbing circles in the sides of his head.

"I could tell."

Kevin walked towards the sidewalk. "Me deen ot raelc ym dnim." You, of course, follow him.

"Let me go with you." You said, maybe a little too excitedly.

"Fi tu tnaw, me sseug." The two of you headed down the street.

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Kevin x reader

Chapter 4

You were told all what Gru knows about the Minions. You learned that there are 10,400 of them, they're all male and all have different names. Like Carl, Jerry, and Tom. They all have jobs, like bomb carrying or cleaning. They have also been here since the beginning of time. You were currently in the underground lab with Gru.

"Wow." You said amazed. "These Minions are amazing."

"Yes." Gru said. "I guess they are."

As you looked around at all of them, one certain Minion kept appearing in your head.

"Hey, Gru. Where is Kevin?" You ask.

"Kevin?" Gru asked. "I'm not sure."

"Oh, that Kevin." Gru said. "He's somewhere." He then noticed two Minions walking by. "Hey Dave. Stuart. Where is Kevin?"

"Eh? Kevin si edistuo gniyalp flog." Dave said. The other Minion, presumally Stuart, looked at you. "Ohw si (insert your gender)?"

"This is (insert your name)." Gru said. "(insert your gender) is a friend of mine."

Dave and Stuart walked up to you. "Bello!" Dave said. He looked at Stuart and nudged him. "Uh, bello."

"Hey, you two." You said happily. You patted the two Minions on their heads. Dave nuzzled into your hand happily and Stuart shook off your other hand. You look a little down at the one eyed Minion's reaction. Dave looked up and spoke. "T'nod dnim Stuart. Eh nac eb na elohssa." Stuart glared at Dave before punching him. Dave punched Stuart back. Soon, a fight broke out.

"Dave! Stuart! Stop it!" Gru yelled. The Minions didn't listen. They were too busy fighting.

You were already leaving at that point. You got in the elevator and went upstairs. You left the house and looked at the front porch. "No Minions here." You went out back and saw a few Minions. A tall Minion in golf apparel, a fat one with buzz cut hair, and a bald Minion who seemed smaller than the rest of them, holding a teddy bear.

"Kevin!" The fat one whined. "Nehw lliw ti eb ym nrut?"

"Retfa ym nrut, Jerry." Kevin said, scooting Jerry away with his Minion sized golf club.

"Si siht poka flog si?" The smallest Minion asked.

"Si Bob." The tall Minion said.

"No ecneffo, but siht si adnik gnirob." Bob said, yawning, cuddling a teddy bear. "Nac ew yalp gnihtemos esle?"

"Nehw er'ew enod Bob." Kevin said.

"Hana, dul, sae." Kevin said as he lifted up his golf club, the sun shining down on him. Beads of sweat were trickling down his face in an attempt to cool off, his cheeks red from the heat. Your heart starts to beat faster and your face turns red. 'Why is my heart beating like this?' You thought.

His eyes narrowed at the white ball below him. "Ruof!" Kevin yelled out as he hit the golf ball. The ball flew in the air. The three Minions, and even you, watched the ball soar threw the sky.

"Woah! Taht llab tnew raf!" Bob said in amazement.

"Ti erus did." Kevin said, proudly.

"S'ti ton taht taerg." Jerry said, unamused, grabbing the golf club from the taller Minion.

"Me ekil ot ees tu od yna retteb." Kevin said, mildly irritated.

You walked over to the three Minions. "I thought it was pretty impressive."

The three Minions looked up at you. Jerry ran behind Kevin, holding onto him.

"Ohw era tu?" Bob asked.

"I'm (insert your name)." You said, extending an open hand to Bob. Bob smiled and took your hand, shaking it.

"Ecin ot teem tu! Era tu a tomodatchi fo Boss'?~"

"Yes, I am.~"

"Kcatta!" Jerry said to Kevin.

"Poka?" Kevin said. "Me ton gniog ot kcatta."

"Yhw ton? Ti dluoc eb a kcirt!"

Kevin rolled his eyes. "S'ti ton. (insert your gender) si a dneirf of Boss'. (insert your gender) si eht eno Boss t'ndid tnaw ot dnif tuo tuoba su."

"Oh." Jerry said, moving out from behind Kevin. He cleared his throat. "Bello. Ecin ot teem tu.' He extended a hand. You took it and shook. "Nice to meet you, too." Both of you let go.

"Os poka gnirb tu ereh ot Boss' esuoh?" Bob asked.

"I was in the neighborhood last night and decided to stop by while it was raining." You said.

"Oh." The heterocromic Minion said.

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Kevin x reader

Chapter 3

You wake up around 9:00 AM. A delicious smell wafed through your nose. One thing went through your dazed, half asleep mind. 'BACON!' Your eyes widened and you look for the source of the smell. You see the Gru family, minus Lucy, wide awake making breakfast. The youngest daughter, Agnes, notices you. She ran to you.

"Good morning, (insert your name)!~" She said cheerily.

"Good morning, Agnes." You smiled. The youngest was always so bubbly, you couldn't help but to smile.

"Morning!" Margo and Edith said together.

"Morning." You say.

Gru turned around. "Good morning, (insert your name). How are you?"

"I'm ok. Just stayed up a little late last night." You said, wondering when you should mention the weird creatures known as 'Minions'.

"Ok." Gru said.

You look around. "Where's Lucy?"

"She went to the AVL." Edith said, cracking the eggs.

"Oh." You say.

Agnes piped up. "Do you want any breakfast?"

You shake your head no. "I couldn't ask you to do that."

"It wouldn't be a problem, would it Mr Gru?" Margo asked her father figure.

"Not at all." He said. "Do you like eggs, pancakes, saussage and bacon?"

"Yes!" You say, a little too excitedly. Gru just smiled and went back to preparing breakfast.

After breakfast, you went over to Gru's room. You needed to talk to him about the Minions. You nervously knock.

"Who is it?" He called.

"It's (insert your name)!" A few seconds later the door opened. "Hello. Did you need something?"

"I...I need to talk to you about something important." You said, somewhat scared.

"Ok." Gru said letting you through the doorway. Gru shut his door and you stood there, scared. 'What is Gru going to say? He did tell me not to go downstairs. Oh, God. What will he do?' Your train of thought was broken when Gru spoke.

"So, what did you want to talk about?"

"Uh...well..." You said, trying to figure out how to explain. "I...I went downstairs last night."

Gru stood there. Anger and some fear etched on his features. "You what!?" You flinch from his shout. "Why would you disobey me?"

"I-I-I'm s-sorry." Your voice came out shaky. "I j-just wanted t-to know what y-you were h-hiding from me."

"I told you explicitly NOT to go downstairs!"

"I-I know!" You say. "I'm so very sorry!"

"What exactly did you see?" Gru asked, crossing his arms.

"I saw these yellow creatures." You explained. "One of them said they're called Minions."

Gru sighed. "I was hoping you wouldn't find them."

"How come?" You ask.

"Because I didn't want anything to happen to them." Gru explained. You remember what Kevin said about how Gru was worried.

"You know," You began. "I would never steal or harm the Minions. I want to become their friend."

"Really?" Gru asked skeptical.

"Yeah." You said. "Being friends with them could also bring me to understand them more."

Gru thought this over for a few minutes. "Ok. I'll give you a chance. But you can not tell ANYONE about them."

"Yes sir!" You saluted.

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Kevin x Reader

Chapter 2

You were sitting in the dark, waiting for the members of the Gru house to fall in a deep sleep. You got up and walked quietly towards the elevator.

'Tonight I'll find out what they're keeping from me.' You thought. You looked at the button that opened up the elevator. "I press~." You said in a whisper. The elevator door opened up and you walked in, hoping that it won't wake up anybody.

As you descended down, you thought about what they were keeping from you. 'Is it a new weapon? Is it an experiment?' The idea was driving you crazy. 'Did they not trust me enough?' You're thoughts were interrupted by the elevator passing through rooms with numbers on them.

"What the?" You said. "What's with all of the rooms?" The elevator reached the destination and opened up. You walked out and explored until you came to what seemed like a play room. As you rounded a corner, you saw a shadow. You stopped and hid behind a wall. The shadow got closer and closer until the owner of said shadow appeared. Your eyes widened.

'What the hell is that?' You thought.

The creature was small, about 2 ft tall at the most, it was yellow, wearing blue, denim overalls and grey goggles. It had a few strands of hair parted at each side of it's head. It was jumping in the air as a sign of happiness. A second one, of said creature appeared at the other one's side, panting for air. The only difference was that it only had one eye instead of two.

"Yeah!" The two eyed creature cheered. "Me teab tu!"

"Me etah tu." The one eyed creature growled in anger, punching the two eyed one's arm.

"Eyo, ydobon sekil a eros resol." The two eyed one replied, rubbing his arm.

You don't fully understand what these things are saying, but you can get the gist of it. The two creatures talking was turning into shouting then into a fist fight. As they were slapping each other around, you couldn't help but quietly giggle at their fight.

"Ohw era tu?" A high pitched voice said. You turn around in fright from being caught. You noticed the person next to you. It was like the other two creatures in appearance, except that it was taller, about 3 ft. It was a bit slimmer than the others too. It's hair was sprout cut.

"Uh, hi." You say, a bit nervously.

"Bello." It said, a bit cautiously. "Ohw era tu?"

Like with the others, you don't fully understand each word, but you get the idea. "My name is (insert your name)." You say a bit shyly. "Do you have a name?"

"Me Kevin." Kevin said.

"Ah, so you're a male, huh?" You say.

"Si."

You look at him in curiousity. "What are you? You look like a living Twinkie."

He looked at you a bit offended. "Me ton a Twinkie!"

"Sorry." You said, apologetically. "I shouldn't have said that."

"No tu t'ndluohs evah." Kevin said. "Yhw era tu ereh?"

"I wanted to see what Gru was hiding from me." You said. "I've been good friends with him and his family for a while now, and I needed to figure out what that was." You look at Kevin. "Apparently, I found it."

"Os tu're eht eno ohw Boss t'ndid tnaw ot ees su." Kevin said in understanding.

"I guess so. But why would he keep me from you?" You ask.

"Boss t'ndid tnaw gnihtyna dab ot neppah ot su." Kevin explained. "Eh saw deirrow tu thgim eb live dna laets su."

"I wouldn't steal you or the other two creatures I saw fighting over there." You pointed.

Kevin looked past you and saw the two creatures still fighting. "S'taht Dave dna Stuart." You look at them. "Which one's which?"

"Dave si eht owt deye eno. Stuart si eht eno eye."

"Should we break up the fight?" You ask.

"No." He shook his head. "Ll'yeht erit sevlesmeht tou renoos ro retal."

"Oh."

The yellow creature yawned and stretched. "Me deen peels. Me gniog ot peels." He headed off to bed.

"Wait!" You exclaimed. The tired male turned around. "Poka?"

"You didn't say what you and the others were."

"Er'ew Minions."

"Minions?" You say.

"Si. Llew, s'taht poka we llac sevlesruo."

"Ok." You say. "Well, good night, Kevin."

"Good night, (insert your name)." The Minion left. You walk back to the elevator and go back upstairs. As you plopped down onto the alligator couch, you thought about Kevin.

'Why would everyone keep these Minion creatures away from me? I would never take them away from Gru, like Kevin said. I want to be friends with them. They seem very interesting.' You thought. 'Especially Kevin. There's something about him, besides being a different species, that makes me want to know more about him.' You smile. 'Maybe we can even become friends.' As you turn over in the couch, trying to sleep, one more thought passes through before you succumb to dreamland.

'I hope I can see Kevin tommorow.'

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Kevin x reader

Chapter 1

It was a rainy day. You were walking towards the Gru house to get out of the rain. He is a good friend to you. You've met his daughters and his wife. You've even met Doctor Nefario. But, you've been having this feeling that they're hiding something from you. What could it be? You eventually made it to the front door. You looked up and noticed how the house loomed over you. You also noticed it is a different color than the rest of the neighborhood. With an inhale, you knocked on the door. A few moments later, someone opened it.

"Hello (insert your name)." It was Gru.

"Hey Gru. May I come in?" You asked, drenched in rain water.

"Sure." He let you through the doorway. As you walked in, you heard voices. And someone jumping on you, in an embrace.

"(insert your name)~!" The person who jumped on you said, happily.

"Hey Agnes." You said, hugging her back. The two other girls, Margo and Edith, appeared.

"Hello." Margo said.

"Hi." Edith said.

"Hey girls. What's up?" You said.

"Nothing much." Margo said.

"We're just playing with our friends." Agnes said.

Gru cleared his throat. Agnes looked up and her eyes widened. "Er, I mean we were just playing with each other."

You look in confusion. 'What are they hiding from me?' You thought. "What are you hiding from me?"

"Nothing!" Gru said. "It's something top secret."

"Like what?"

"Uh, it's a new mission from the AVL. Only members, such as myself can know." Gru explained.

You didn't buy it, though. "Oh, ok." You look outside and noticed that the rain didn't stop.

"Hey, can I spend the night here?" You ask. "It doesn't look like the rain'll stop anytime soon."

Gru mulled over your question for a few moments. "Do you promise that you'll not go downstairs?"

"I promise." You lied.

"Ok. You'll sleep on the couch."

"Ok." You said.

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Hot Water

Stuart walked tiredly towards the new jacuzzi room. Each step feeling heavier than the last. He reached the door, opened it and walked through. He slid his overalls off, the denim clothes falling to the floor. The only remaining piece of clothing still being worn was his favorite red thong.

Stuart lowered himself in the hot, bubbly water, quickly relieving him of the aches in his muscles. After the day he experienced, this was exactly what he needed.

"This is great! I've deserved this."

As he relaxed, his mind wandered. He thought over the day in his head. He, Kevin and Bob had to steal some stuff for their new boss, Felonious Gru. For a kid, he sure wanted a lot of things. Well, more so than most kids.

Since the Minions lived with him, Gru made sure that the unicellular henchmen had an acceptable living space. He, along with the Minions, had worked together to make a bedroom in the house that would accommodate their living needs. Eventually, they made more rooms. The jacuzzi room being one of them.

The one eyed Minion smiled. He and his brothers have found a new boss that they haven't killed yet, or visa versa. His train of thought was interrupted when he felt something splash a bit in the water. He opened his eye and saw one of his older brothers.

"Hey Kevin." He said, a bit irritated that his time alone was interrupted.

"Hey little bro." Kevin smiled, wrapping an arm around him. Stuart groaned in annoyance.

"What do you want?"

"What? I can't spend any time with my little brother?"

The smaller Minion rolled his eye. "Why are you here?"

"Just for a little R&R." The taller Minion said.

"Well, go somewhere else. This is my place."

"Now why would I do that?" Kevin asked. "I'm already in here."

"I don't care. Just go."

"No. As the leader of the tribe, and your older brother, I command you to let me stay."

Stuart groaned louder, expressing his annoyance. "Fine. Just shut up and leave me be." Stuart squirmed out of Kevin's grasp. Kevin smirked at the response.

The short Minion leaned back and closed his eye, attempting to regain his peace and tranquility. Kevin looked at his teenage brother, a devious thought appearing in his brain. The older Minion scooted closer to Stuart and used his hand to cup his younger brother's face, gently kissing him. Stuart's eye shot wide open as he pushed Kevin back.

"What the hell was that for!?"

"Just trying something." Kevin said, the devious look never waning. He ran his ungloved hand down to his brother's leg, slowly rubbing it through the bubbly water, grabbing the piece of fabric and trying to pull it off of Stuart when he grabbed Kevin's arm.

"Stop."

"Why?"

"What do you mean why?" Stuart asked. "I don't want this!"

"Come on." Kevin said, ripping the thong off of his little brother. "I know you. You want this." The older Minion leaned in and kissed Stuart again. This time, he deepened the kiss, sliding his tongue through the wet cavern that served as Stuart's mouth. He grabbed a hold of the smaller Minion's cock and started to pump him, his member getting harder by the second. Stuart let out a moan, mentally cursing himself for liking this. Kevin pulled back and smirked.

"Told you."

"S-shut up."

Kevin pulled his hands back, causing Stuart to growl slightly from loss of contact. He lifted him onto the tile and spread Stuart's legs. He slowly licked his brother's member from base to tip. The short unicellular henchman groaned in pleasure, not caring if Kevin heard.

"K-Kev~" Was all he could say.

Kevin slowly slid Stuart's 4 and a half inch cock into his mouth and sucked. He slid his tongue around the head, applying pressure at certain points. Stuart grabbed Kevin's head and pulled his hair roughly while thrusting forcibly into his mouth. Kevin groaned from the roughness, sending small vibrations through Stuart's rod. Little spurts of pre cum were dripping down his throat. Kevin sucked harder, hoping to bring him over the edge.

"Grr…Kevin… I'm gonna-ahh!" He screamed out as he came, painting Kevin's throat white. Kevin swallowed all of the bitter liquid and got out of the jacuzzi. Stuart was panting heavily as he was pinned down onto his back. Stuart took in the sight of Kevin's nude body hovering over him, little water droplets sliding off of him. Stuart's face lit up from intense heat as they locked eyes with each other. Any redder you'd think he was sunburned. While no words were spoken at the moment, their eyes said it all.

Kevin stuck two of his fingers into his mouth and slid his tongue around them, coating them with saliva. He took them out and prodded Stuart's entrance with one, before sliding one through the tight ring of muscle, causing Stuart to groan in a mixture of pleasure and pain. Kevin slid it through the younger sibling's hole, thrusting it in and out. A minute later, he added in his second finger. He scissored his fingers, stretching him as much as he could. He withdrew them moments later. Kevin prodded his neglected cock against the smaller male's twitching hole and looked at Stuart for approval. Stuart nodded, and Kevin slowly slid his 5 and a half inch member inside. He kept pushing until he was at the hilt.

Kevin pulled out about halfway, then slammed against the smaller body, eliciting moans of ecstasy from both of them. Kevin kept doing this until he worked up a rhythm.

"Fuck…." Kevin moaned out. "You're so tight…."

Stuart was going crazy from the wonderful feeling of being penetrated. Every throb, every vein, he could feel everything, which sent more sparks of arousal straight to his cock.

"Harder~!" He cried out. "Faster…" Kevin did so and increased his speed while he pounded into his tight, little hole. Stuart gripped Kevin's head and pulled him into a deep and passionate kiss. Their tongues danced around each other as they fought for dominance. Soon, the two brothers both felt the warm sensation in the pit of their stomachs, signaling that their release was close. They parted for air, a string of saliva connecting their tongues together. With a final moan, they came. Kevin's hot seed filled Stuart to the brim, while Stuart painted his and Kevin's stomachs white. Kevin rolled over beside two panted, trying to reclaim their breath.

"Well..." Stuart began. "That was… something."

"Yeah." Kevin agreed, turning over to face Stuart. "That was fun. And very relaxing."

"Yeah..." Stuart adverted his gaze from his brother and silently whispered. "Thanks."

Kevin smiled. "No problem. Told you, you wanted it."

Stuart rolled his eye in mock annoyance, causing Kevin to laugh. The smaller brother got up and grabbed a towel, throwing it at Kevin.

"Dry off. We should go before everyone suspects something." The two dried off and got dressed. As they were heading out the door, Stuart groaned a little in pain.

"What's wrong?" Kevin asked, concerned.

"You." Stuart accused, rubbing his butt. "You were too rough."

Kevin laughed. "You said, 'harder'. Let that be payback for pulling my hair." He rubbed the top of his head.

"At least you can walk normally with your head hurting." Stuart said, pouting.

Kevin rolled his eyes. He picked up Stuart and started carrying him bridal style. "Better?" Stuart looked away and crossed his arms, still pouting. "…Yes."

"Good." He replied, gently kissing the top of his little brother's head.

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I wish I were a woman.

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