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because people where asking for it, a part 2 to this post! the colours where a lot harder to match, but i hope everyone likes it

and again, background under the cut because it looked nice

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Every man in the Madrigals is a himbo and no I don’t take criticism.

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Cant believe im on this app again after a year but here is my Encanto oc! :) her name is Luna and she basically embodies death, i call her gift ‘reaper’!!

More info under cut!

For a disney universe she is rather dark. She can speak to and see ghosts and dreams of deaths to come in the village along with her touch giving people a non-contagious disease that kills them within minutes . And because im basic she is Bruno’s daughter!

Her mum was a passing traveller and left her under Bruno’s care but he felt he couldn’t care for a child so he left her at the front door of the Madrigals! They took her in and treated her as there own and whilst they thought she wasn’t biologically related they still had a celebration similar to that of when the children receive their gift, not really expecting anything, except she did recieve one! Whilst she was freaking out over all the dead people she reached out too a passerby who was trying to help as everyone just watched and he died. Abuela accused this literal child of using black magic and exiled her from the village where she has no one but tormented souls that are stuck wandering this earth to talk too :))

#encanto #encanto oc #madrigal #bruno madrigal #abuela madrigal #disney oc #encanto original character

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I wish allistic people understood that infodumping about a special interest is a lot closer to baring your soul than sharing fun facts

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billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

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me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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[durring Thomas’s “girl phase”]

Deceit: *has a very major and obvious crush on Roman*

Patton: umm, that’s not very h e t e r o s e x u a l of you, sweetie =)

Deceit: ...

Deceit: Yeah, no shit, honey!

(I don’t have an explanation for this so don’t ask lmao)

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Wait a A FUCKIN MINUTE

Y’all thought thomas cursing in the bloopers vid was wild?? Well here’s him saying fuck, uncensored

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please look at the reaction to sans at the nintendo store in new york, it’s so fucking fantastic

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You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

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I am sorry for the delay! I hope this will be helpful!

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Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

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“But how can you KNOOOOOW you don’t like the food if you’ve never TRIIIIIIIIEEEEEEED it?????”

by looking at it to make texture predictions

smelling it to make taste predictions

poking at it with a fork to ascertain the flexibility and chewiness

considering its similarities to other foods I’ve disliked

considering its differences from other foods I’ve liked

knowing that there is an ingredient in it that I hate

trying to chop it with a knife and feeling the gristliness and hearing that telltale horrible creaking noise of gristle and noping right out of that situation

this is how humans naturally decided whether or not to eat unfamiliar foods in the wild thousands of years ago

our senses interact with each other to protect us, so your nose alerts you to an incoming bad taste before you put it in your mouth so you don’t end up eating the bad thing and dying

this is how we survived as a species

it is perfectly rational

it makes perfect sense

so stop

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am i the funniest person on the planet or am i just sleep-deprived