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Mentally, I'm here.

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it is the joy and passion of a minecraft squid to beach itself and die horribly

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made a tiny home in mc using the new copper and tuff blocks:)

lil entry way+storage

bedroom area+ additional storage

reading nook+furnace&crafting

#ooo this is good #loving the glow lichennn

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Some positive minecraft affirmations.

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CREATURE!!!

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[ID: in the foreground, two people fight. One is sitting on top of the other with their fist raised in the air as if preparing the swing. They’re labeled “two skeletons who accidentally shot each other”. In the background, a person in a blue shirt holds up their phone as if recording the fight. They’re labeled “me, placing bets”. End ID]

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Baba! <3

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i love you shovel i love you pickaxe i love you torch i love you y=16 i love you dirt i love you stone i love you wood pickaxe i love you cobblestone i love you stone pickaxe i love you diorite i love you coal i love you gravel i love you iron i love you granite i love you iron pickaxe i love you redstone i love you lapis lazuli i love you diamonds i love you diamond pickaxe i love you mineshaft i love you rails i love you zombie spawner i love you music disc i love you cave i love you mending i love you chest i love you fortune 3 i love you efficiency i love you obsidian i love you mining i love you minecraft

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i.. i dint mean to use meat

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me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

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amethyst blocks + mangrove wood is kind of a cunt combo im not even gonna lie

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with the inevitable flood of people coming over to tumblr from twitter, i thought i'd post a few tips to try and minimise any friction between minecraft and mcyt bloggers

don't cross-contaminate with tags. if you post about minecraft as in the game, keep to minecraft/mineblr tags. if you post about minecraft content creation, such as dsmp, keep to mcyt/fandom specific tags.

block liberally. no, seriously. tumblr pretends it's a glitch when someone blocks you and we don't have a group chat feature, so you can never really tell. if you don't like someone, block them and move on. if you don't like their posts, block them and move on.

if someone's content keeps slipping through the cracks, add their url to your blacklist of post content. go to account settings -> filtering and add their exact username in your blocked content, and any posts by them will be hidden on your dash.

don't make minecraft posts about mcyters. don't be obnoxious in reblogs. be respectful of dnis, don't take them personally, and realise that we literally cannot be fucked with discourse.

other than that, have fun. don't be obnoxious, be nice to people and be respectful.

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Finding a vandalized Wikipedia article while doing homework feels like winning the lottery with the ticket you found on the street

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my new favorite biome is whatever the fuck is going on here

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my first words were mine craft and so shall be my final words in my dying breath