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saying someone’s name in a sentence when you don’t have to is so warm and tender. it’s like saying yes, i’m speaking to you. it feels so soft and intimate

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i just think if youre a teenager and legitimately considering doing a fast food job because of the restaurants desperation to undercut their employees and ignore safety updates to their locations so they can continue killing their workers in a streamlined fashion

then you have to be a bitch

im sorry but you literally cannot be a nice helpful kid even if thats who you are

your boss isnt your friend and wants to eat you alive sucking away any time off you can get. forcing you to do more and more jobs that arent your responsibility. and they will continue to do it if you are not a bitch

do not freely offer to do things that arent your responsibility. do not come in every time they ask you to when you arent supposed to be working. do not trust them when they butter you up to tell you how smart and competent you are just so they can get you to do things you shouldnt be doing

sorry but thats what working is like. they will hollow you out until there is nothing left of you. do not be kind.

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minecraft body language related things

- anything related to crouching. slowly going up to someone while crouching to be sneaky. spam crouching in “friend?? friend!!” crouching and looking down because you’re sad :(

- punching up in the air enthusiastically like “hey let’s go!!” punching the blocks underneath you rapidly as if moving your hands around in conversation. affectionately punching other players like you would pull someone’s ear.

- i dunno if this is just my group but full netherite players criting each other with axes and swords because it barely does any damage and it’s fun

- aggressive spinning to goof off

- almost-but-not eating something to make obnoxious noises

- that thing streamers/youtubers do when you can tell they’re staring at themselves in f5 to talk to an audience

- also, when you can TELL someone has paused to look at you in optifine zoom

- forcing yourself into swim/fly mode on land for maximum silly mode.

- waiting for someone to find where you are so you’re like. in a body of water going straight up and down with a riptide trident until they do. or just flying up and down with elytra

- getting in a boat on land and spinning in circles like “hey I’m bored let’s go”

- slowly swapping out tools either as a threat, or to dramatically reveal what item you have

- putting armor on as a threat, or taking it off as a “I’m relaxed” thing

- playing hot potato with a junk item neither player wants and chasing each other around with it

- i just think running around with a loaded crossbow out is really funny. you look like an oblivion npc

- loading up a trident throw but Not letting it go and holding it back as a threat

- rapidly flicking levers/opening chests/pressing buttons/etc to annoy the other person, especially while they’re talking

- closing a door in someone’s face

- playing a block in front of someone. they break it. you place it again. this continues for two more minutes

- jumping down at someone from a higher place like “HI I’M HERE NOW!”

- sitting in cauldrons. become soup.

- music disc dancing. moving around as much as possible for pigstep and slow crouching to cat

- being offended/sad etc and digging down a few blocks to sulk

- anything along the lines of a player taking time to make something for a joke. someone says “let’s talk” and the other busts out a crafting table and crafts a stair so they can pretend to sit

i love minecraft guys :)

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It's finally finished! A pretty heavy nature-inspired build, including an entirely custom lake with glow squids floating about, a fairy gate, bridge, forestry walkway, and the build and wall that I've lovingly named 'Eden' :]] enjoy these screenshots!

Mizuno's 16 Craft // bsl shaders // milkyway galaxy texture pack

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day / night

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sleeper

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sometimes reddit is good: r/shittymcsuggestions

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I like that most minecrafter players just have that one mob they adopted and will forever be fully in love with it as if it was their kid even if u maybe don’t play on that world anymore I think it’s very sweet feel free to reply with ur Minecraft mob child I wanna hear about all of them :)

#my fish #clownfish #never named him but i love him and he was on an smp that got deleted and i miss him so much

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hi hello can u perhaps draw a moobloom pleas

yeas

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found an axolotl and a glowsquid chillin together in a cave :D they're besties

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i’m thinking about that post about how nature is healing with every update in minecraft

minecraft 1.12: more color than ever is brought to minecraft! parrots can be found in the jungle now!

minecraft 1.13: life has returned to the ocean! dolphins and fish and corals and sea pickles and vibrance!

minecraft 1.14: the villagers are remembering their culture and their craft! they’re more advanced than ever!

minecraft 1.15: bee :)

minecraft 1.16: there’s even life in the nether now! a somewhat-thriving society of piglins is there, there’s animals like striders and hoglins, and even forests of fungi!

minecraft 1.17: life is even occurring deep underground! axolotls are swimming around in the caves, new plantlife can be found stored away, and beautiful geodes adorn the underground!

minecraft 1.18: horror and evil and darkness. giant gashes in the world and looming mountains. hideous monster at the bottom of the caves that attacks everything within earshot. fucked up evil slime that wants to hurt you. kill kill violence murder kill

edit: @ everyone who is confused. 1.18 is not out yet but we know what it will entail. the evil slime is the Sculk.

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i promise you i will never reblog or post dream smp content here i got ur back<3

#this is lighthearted

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there are two types of minecraft players - those who shove chickens through nether portals because it’s funny, and liars

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Why don’t you look at some screenshots of minecraft with shaders on and maybe you’ll calm down

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you’re not a 14 year old terf you’re a child in danger and one day you will be an adult and if you are very lucky you will be full of regret, or you will become an adult so vile and broken that the only people who can stand you will be just as vile and broken as you. you do not have to do this.