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That which is valuable is often, at least at some stage, harmful to the human body, and similarly, that which is harmful to the body is often of value at some stage.

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outcast of the village

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In the original Japanese version of Sonic Adventure, an anamatronic cowgirl appears in Casinopolis holding a drink. If Knuckles got near it, you would hear a moaning sound.

In the International version and every version since, this is replaced with a generic Casinopolis sign.

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#talk about a downgrade holy shit

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⚠️ National Alert

hi

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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

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absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

#this goes hard as hell

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In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was

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How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

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boys with a time machine:

girls with a time machine:

electrical engineers with a time machine: holding a gun to benjamin franklin's head and saying "electrons. are. positive."

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Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.

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imagine a mouse spinning and tumbling around in zero g wiggling and skittering its little paws around. now imagine that it's a mousegirl instead. end simulation

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018