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— Hufflepuff Headcanons —

"They're long walks in the forest while not speaking a word but still knowing everything the other wants to say. They're cookies and hot chocolate on cold days, the cake on your birthday table, and listening to you when you really need someone to. They're holding your hand and making you see the light again, they're cuddling up under a ton of blankets and night talks and pillow fights, trust, and confidence.

They're justice and standing up for their friends, forgiveness, and honesty. They're fireplaces and fluffy carpets and paintings on the wall. They're the face that makes you smile, the hug that makes your numb heart come alive again. They're the familiar smell of friendship and love, the sparkle in the eye, and the ones you will never forget in your life. They're the moments you think of while casting your Patronus."

Unknown source.

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rendezvous

(draco be like: go get them, granger)

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me: pairing gryffindors and slytherins up is boring and predictable :/

also me when ron is paired with draco or pansy:

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Expecto Patronum🪄

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Soulmates 💚🥺❤ It's a masterpiece. What perfection!

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This fucking kid

how did the sorting hat ever think he would be anything apart from gryffindor!?!!!

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headcanon: Ron makes fun of Harry dying a virgin all the time

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saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

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Fun fact: If you use Inspect Element on Elon Musk's Twitter page, you'll find that he actually doesn't have 2FA enabled.

Based on this tech website I found with a quick Google search, apparently Twitter still uses plaintext passwords. Which means...

*drumroll*

Literally any of us, theoretically, could hack Elon Musk's Twitter account at any time.

I won't do it myself because I can't afford a proper VPN, but if any of you tech savvy Tumblrites out there want to make the world laugh out loud by stealing his account and spamming "trans-rights" absolutely everywhere, by all means (PLEASE) do it.

Bonus points if you change his password and then share the new one on your Tumblr page, so that everyone else can log in and also cause chaos.

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This thread on reddit is making me lose it in class

#she’d go the two last names route #martinez sanchez

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but they were soulmates, weren't they? a wolfstar playlist

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Hogwarts (Taylor's Version) a combination of playlists

Gryffindor - Ravenclaw Slytherin - Hufflepuff

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just heard the most beautiful sentence at work

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oh harry

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I don’t know where the leather came from, I know I know we hate canon but in both books and movies Sirius is wearing full robes a three piece suit with a pocket watch. And as much as I love it, some things you never grow out of like years of conditioning, the boy probably wore his uniform to effortless perfection, the one time he loosened his tie James pretended to faint. Be realistic, the leather jacket was Remus’ and Sirius stole it, the punk t-shirts were also Remus’ that Sirius slipped on after waking up a couple times and walked around the dorm until getting dressed (definitely gave the other marauders an aneurysm because “Jesus moony his legs” “shut up James” “no no Remus he’s got a point they are bloody beautiful”) Sirius was frustratingly oblivious to these conversations and continue to wear Remus’ T-shirts only around the dorm (only the dorm heaven forbid anyone sees him anything less than perfectly presented) and thoroughly enjoyed the seemingly random bouts of possessiveness they drew out of Remus.

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Lily: why do you want to be a prefect anyways?

Remus: private bathroom

Lily: really?

Remus: I have shared a bathroom with Sirius, James, and Peter for the last 4 years.

Remus: I dream about showering in peace

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Sometimes I see a fandom take that is so utterly foreign to my understanding and experience of the same canon that I'm just sort of staring at the wall as I process the reality that we're members of the same species and that's just how people are.