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I know that Mx. is the most commonly recognized gender-neutral honorific, but I think we need more options. With that in mind, might I offer Bd. (pronounced "Bastard")

#if I didn't already have the Dr. honorific I'd go with Bd

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he cannot read :(

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he cannot read :(

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My tummy hurts but I suppose that's just hot bitch behaviour

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You cannot be expected to comply with all the usual social niceties when you're knitting! Taken from The Long Beach Telegram, July 27, 1919.

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it’s so stupid that you can’t think your way out of the mental health trenches. like you can know exactly what is wrong, why it’s upsetting you, and you can walk yourself through all of it logically and Understand it but your brain just responds like

#i feel called out

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The wait list for psychiatry in this province is over three years lol lmao holy fuck

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I was playing Stardew Valley with some friends and we found our first stardrop. We truly all share the same braincell.

#stardew valley #stardrop #sdv

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Just another day in science, where my trainee does chemical warfare by accidentally zapping saline into chlorine and unveiling this creation where three other people can get a lungful.

What a weird fucking job.

#we're fine #just some airway irritation #it was a scarily easy mistake to make #not her fault but what the fuck

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i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

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"I have many yarns to tell you about," or, as we might say today, "I've got a lot of tea to spill."

1906 postcard from R. L. Wells.

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Mushroom Galette with Garlic, Thyme, and Chevre

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I stayed home for the holidays this year. I spent my time playing video games, drinking, smoking weed and eating and it was great! I also didn't catch any of the many plagues circulating- bonus!

Nobody fought, nobody cried, nobody tried to cause a car accident on a highway to prove a point (true story). I spent it with my partner, who I can't bring back to my parents anymore because they welcome racists into their home.

Don't let people shame you about not spending time with family over the holidays if it's just going to take a chunk out of your mental health.

"being alone over the holidays is so sad" um no actually rather than deal with traffic/airports and potentially contract covid just to be re-traumatized by dysfunctional family, i choose instead to be incredibly sexy and take a lovely staycation that is just me and my glorious self splurging on delicious food, media, and leisure time

#it was actually relaxing this year #i didn't have to go hide away to recover #if you let racists into your home you're at least a little racist by association

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Cis men really have their own collective headcanon about how breast sizes work that's mostly divorced from reality, and it runs from A-DD only.

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#goals

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My new years resolution is to simply get worse

#new years #new years resolution