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bill paxton icon feels good feels organic feels authentic

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another day of “oh did you come to uni straight out of school” no dude i am 28

#well in august i will be

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i’ve said this before but we need a river otter emoji i love sea otters but we need diversity

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sorry seals are one of my fav animals and i have lots of lovely experiences with grey seals in the wild and also i hate to see people saying any animal is “cursed” or whatever

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okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

#people are being so mean to him in the notes STOP #he’s just an old grey seal with cataracts he’s nothing to be afraid of ….

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Today's Seals Are: Soaking Weaners

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patti smith is a Fag... shes gay for MEN

#I’ve been saying this

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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

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We’re Harkonnens. So this is how we’ll survive, by being Harkonnens.

Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve

#they’re narrative mirrors innit #dune

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not even clickbait that’s literally what’s happening if you haven’t seen it

i forgot they went so hard on the gay android incest in alien covenant this slaps

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i forgot they went so hard on the gay android incest in alien covenant this slaps

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say what you will about the alien prequels but david is one of the best characters in the entire series

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OH OK I GET IT…. they moved BACKWARDS from david bc david was literally too complex and autonomous so they toned down the AI in later models 🤯

what even was the point of ash being an android in alien. it was just kind of a meaningless twist imo… but it does mean we get the setup in aliens where ripley is distrustful of androids and then bishop (♥️♥️♥️♥️) proves her wrong and turns out to be a hero

#ash still didn’t need to be an android though that just wasn’t relevant to the plot

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it feels especially weird in retrospect with prometheus and covenant focusing so much on android characters, how they think and what their motives are and then there’s ash who is just kinda nothing. bishop explains it as ash’s model being “twitchy” but obviously that’s part of the company coverup. he didn’t even malfunction he was just carrying out his orders

what even was the point of ash being an android in alien. it was just kind of a meaningless twist imo… but it does mean we get the setup in aliens where ripley is distrustful of androids and then bishop (♥️♥️♥️♥️) proves her wrong and turns out to be a hero

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what even was the point of ash being an android in alien. it was just kind of a meaningless twist imo… but it does mean we get the setup in aliens where ripley is distrustful of androids and then bishop (♥️♥️♥️♥️) proves her wrong and turns out to be a hero

#if you have a different opinion about ash please let me know!!! #but it just falls a bit flat for me. he could have just been a human who was under orders . like burke in aliens

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#i hate this post