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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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But babe you love being gaslit

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games

Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy

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I often think about that one interview where someone asks a young taylor swift if she doesn't find it wrong to dropname her exes in songs and she's like "well if they didn't want songs about them they shouldn't have done bad things" and I honestly think she's so right like I see absolutely no flaw in her logic. Anyways stream my new single called "Taylor Swift's Carbon Emissions" available on all streaming platforms until I get a cease and desist under the threat of a defamation lawsuit :)

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The rules of the game are simple:

You go to geoguesser

You set it to world map

You go through locations, through multiple games, driving around those locations

Until you see a cow

When you find a cow, you win

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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

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Teacher, can I..*sigh*🙄 MAY I kill myself?

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💀💀💀💀💀

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Sex shouldn’t be possible or legal

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going on a stranger's blog, liking the one textpost they made about wanting to kill themselves, then leaving without following

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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no no no, it’s totally fine—will you excuse me for a moment? (steps outside to shriek and sob)