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I’m feeling super anxious for no reason, but there’s a purring cat laying on my arm, so life ain’t so bad
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Washington: Wait a minute, did you just take your meds with beer?
Laurens: I don't make good life choices.
Alex: Yesterday i took my adderall with redbull.
Laurens: Hold up, forget me, lets focus on that for a second. You did WHAT?
Washington: Jesus Christ, you're both gonna die one of these days.
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This is Owen Grady. He's transparent, and he needs to see the world. Will you help him by sticking him places?
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Ah! Of course I will help out! Here are the few places I took him in Hamilton! Feel free to add more!
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The Onion Headlines + Hamilton
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Logan: What is red and bad for your teeth?
Virgil: A brick
Roman: well he’s not wrong
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Virgil: Shall I compare thee to summer’s day?
Roman *extremely shocked and blushing*: Y-yes
Virgil: Okay. Summer’s day > You
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Virgil: i hate it when i’m hot and sweating and Logan tells me to just take the hoodie off
Virgil: like no bitch, this hoodie is a part of me
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Logan: Why is there a bouncy castle in the backyard?
Patton *out of breath with no shoes on* : I'm not sure
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Logan: Out of all of the people Virgil dated, I only found Remy tolerable.
Roman: What about me?
Logan: The statement stands for itself.
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Roman: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so I'm going for another twelve.
Logan: Roman, that's a coma.
Roman: Sounds festive.
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Roman: Remus would throw himself in front of a car for you!
Janus: Remus would throw himself in front of a car for fun.
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Virgil: I’m gonna play a song I’ve been working on. It’s called ‘My experience as Anxiety so far.’
Virgil: (Inhales)
Virgil: (Plays a single chord)
Virgil: (Screams)
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why have i been disgraced
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