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milaxt · 6 years
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Who are these national juries and why do they always completely miss the point of this contest? Points are for gayness, not singing ability
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what?! Germany is not failing. How?!?
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milaxt · 6 years
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Ahh yes, let the 63rd annual Hunger Games begin, may the neighbours be ever in your favour
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milaxt · 6 years
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I do appreciate the fact that the Hungarians finally resolved the “english or your own language” dilemma. Who knew the answer was Screaming. Just. Screaming. Brilliant. The only truly universal language.
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milaxt · 6 years
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Plot twist: emos all over Europe unite and Hungary wins
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milaxt · 6 years
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summaries i wrote to help me remember each eurovision act: 2018 edition
ukraine: goth twink with one contact lense
spain: heterosexual yawn
slovenia: lesbian icon
lithuania: why are there so many boring het ballads
austria: "lisbon how u doin ;)"
estonia: her entire staging is her dress
norway: how NOT to write a song by alexander rybak
portugal: boring ass ballad #38946586
united kingdom: killed it despite a protester
serbia: einstein plays the flute
germany: curly ed sheeran
albania: guyliner squad
france: je m'appelle merc(y)
czech republic: rapping white nerd
denmark: ginger viking jesus
australia: my new mother
finland: rihanna rip off
bulgaria: sia and her lads
moldova: colourful ot3
sweden: justin timberlåke
hungary: metal boy band
israel: chicken impressions and PIPES
the netherlands: country rock animal print
ireland: boyfriends play in the snow
cyprus: i am gay and that's all i remember
italy: meh. didn't even bother honestly
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milaxt · 6 years
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milaxt · 6 years
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hungary living the rockstar lifestyle. I like it ;)
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milaxt · 6 years
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yes moldova yes
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Whatever happened to man’s best friend?
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milaxt · 6 years
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Finland is entertaining...
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milaxt · 6 years
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Denmark guy is hot. He could be a viking. But with that singing he disappoints. Be less boring. Let’s bring Amon Amarth to show them. It would be so awesome ^^
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milaxt · 6 years
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“Everyone is alone. Everyone is empty. People no longer have need of others. You can always find a spare for any replacement. Any relationship can be replaced.”
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milaxt · 6 years
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I don’t think Germany will do better this year. We should just give up
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