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Knoxville 🫶

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me unironically

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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

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#they literally despise each other LMFAOO

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beyond parody

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Salman Toor, Three Friends in a Cab, 16 x 20 inches, 2021

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I appreciate the sound effects they added in.

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#infrequently but i did literally just smoke lolll #im quitting weed rn so ive been smoking a cig when i crave pot

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#Depends i chose the second option cuz its most accurate #but ideally im showering everyday sometimes if im depressed i skip a day #but im never stinky #sometimes a lil greast

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as a criminology major with a minor in psych its highly disturbing the amount of forensic psych girls who are in it bc they find criminal + deviant psych ‘fascinating’ and in reality have no empathy for people whose mental illness causes them to cause harm

#amount of ppl who get into it purely bc of like. Documentaries about serial killers 😭😭😭 #theyre gonna be cruelly awakened some day lol

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i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

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it's kinda cool that you want me too

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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

#more than onoe and 1.5 fandom related #one is finn adventure time holding his baby self #specifically around where they exchange the line #'be careful please dont let me fall' (or smthn like that) #and finn replies smthn smthn 'ill never let you go' #and then i started a stick and poke of one of the little #dust guys from ghibli movies #but never finished it lollll #i kinda wanna pay someone to do it but its embarassing #to be like hey whats up can you finish my stick and poke

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