midnightsooty

[midnightsooty]

after several discussions that left me baffled, let me throw this out to the masses: do you look at ao3's icons when you're looking for a fic to read?

#Yes but I don't filter by them #I use them to understand the general vibes of the fic but they rarely affect whether or not I'll read it

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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

#I discovered this a few years ago and have been unstoppable ever since

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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well i can see that

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looks at you

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@morning-357

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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new favourite hobby, stitching dumb shit onto pretty fabric

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

#mostly Ontario Canadian but a bit of Australian comes through too #especially on certain words #whenever I am back in Australia my accent becomes so much more australian though #my accent is all over the place

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

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*completely serious tumblr user voice* oppression was actually invented by Big West sometime in the 1800s. no one was oppressed anywhere before that.

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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I think the funniest way to learn a movie is in the public domain is that, if you go to its Wikipedia page, you can just watch the whole thing

You can just go to Wikipedia and watch "Plan 9 from Outer Space" if you want to. Not sure if it's the most ideal way to watch it, but nothing's stopping you