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the little nose scrunch that fernando does whenever he admits he fucked up

#fernando alonso #he wouldn’t be that cute a 42

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HE'S ALIVE 🤗

#adam driver #penelope cruz #OMG #i love them so much

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fernando pissing off toto for 2 minutes straight | abu dhabi 2020

#fernando alonso #inject this into my veins every fucking day

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"Fernando's too old he needs to reitire" you just dont get him like i do.

Fernando Alonso who was the youngest ever race winner in 2003. after that win he said "im 22 years old and i have my first victory in (my) pocket so i hope (for) a long career here in formula 1 with more victories"

Fernando Alonso who won his FIRST world championship in 2005 he broke MICHAEL SCHUMACHERS 5 year long winning streak after being in formula one for 4 years. His whole F1 career at that point had been solely dominated by Schumi.

Fernando Alonso who's a 2 time world champion and has been racing longer than Oscar has been alive and has been in more scandals than races

Fernando Alonso who said he knew Michael Schumacher would step on the brakes because he had a wife and kids at home and FERNANDO DIDN'T.

Fernando Alonso who is one of 15 Spanish F1 drivers ever.

Fernando Alonso who is the only Spanish F1 driver to win a WDC (and not just one, TWO.)

Fernando Alonso who's been in 385 gp's (3x as many as Pedo De La Rosa)

Fernando Alonso who's scored 2,298 points in his career (67% of the total F1 points scored by all Spanish drovers)

Fernando Alonso who's not only raced in F1, but also Indy, 24 hours of Le Mans, and the World Endurance Championship.

Fernando Alonso who drove his first go-kart at 3 YEARS OLD.

Fernando Alonso who's family didn't have enough money to buy wet tyres so he had to TEACH HIMSELF to drive on a wet track on slick tyres.

Fernando Alonso who's mother made his racing clothes herself because they didn't have enough money.

Fernando Alonso who won his first karting race at SEVEN. (Daniel Ricciardo, Charles Leclerc, Lewis Hamilton, Yuki Tsunoda, and more drivers on the grid weren't even in karts at seven.)

Fernando Alonso who's managed to stay as passionate (if not more) about F1 in his 23 year career no matter his performance.

#fernando alonso #Fernando is F1

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I hope to god that if Adrian Newey is going to Aston Martin, Fernando Alonso doesn't revert to active war crimes.

This new grid isn't prepared for it. Like the whole world lost their minds when Lewis did a trick that others have been doing for years.

Could you imagine if Fernando "I knew he would move," Alonso was just terrorizing George, Lando, or Yuki?

Like I know Daniel Ricciardo woke up this morning, and after having a good laugh and being sad that he might not get to drive one of Newey's creations again, said a quick prayer because he remembers what Fernando was like.

And Lewis is probably like doing some meditation because he cannot handle this shit again.

#fernando alonso #i hope he is back at it #it would be hella fun #he would be like John wick Baba Yaga legend

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😭😭😭💚

#fernando alonso #always has time to make kids happy 😭💚💚 #he loves being with kids

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Fernando Alonso's amazing save at the Chinese Grand Prix 2024

#chinese gp 2024 #fernando alonso #that’s so sexy

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alonso is so daddy, fucked soft tyre deg, napped for a bit, almost went it to the gravel, saved the car, overtook hamilton, had an extra bad strategy pit stop and started doing monster laps at the end

he's the opposite of the what does he even do meme. what is he NOT doing

insane man

#fernando alonso #giving us heart attacks is his guilty pleasure

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Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band - Montpellier, June 1985

#bruce springsteen #i was born too fucking late

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Bruce Springsteen introducing Spare Parts during the Tunnel of Love Tour, 1987.

#bruce springsteen #look at this thin waist #👀👀👀 #I’m just realising that my tumblr is now becoming a manifesto of me being horny

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via f1 insta story

#fernando alonso #chinese gp 2024 #he looks so good

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Raise your hand if you want to be a churro.

On repeat because…adorable.

#mike faist #josh o'connor #my future hyper fixation

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him with kids 🥹🥹🥹

#fernando alonso #omg 🥹🥹🥹

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it's the not even looking at Fisi when he goes to hug him for me

#fernando alonso #giancarlo fisichella #I’m deep down in the fisinando rabbit hole #it’s not funny anymore

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every couple of months we get an influx of uwu let young drivers into the sport uwu!!! but like there is fernando alonso who is older than the combined age of oscar and george and both their parents probably- had both of merc and mclaren pit walls FROTHING AT THE MOUTH because he kept seeming to slow down for 30 laps but it turned out he was doing it on purpose and now the race is over and neither of them overtook him IM DRY HEAVING THIS IS TERRORISM

#fernando alonso #japanese gp 2024 #and that’s exactly why this sport needs Nando #the entertainment is him

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Fernando being interviewed by Alex, 2012

#fernando alonso #the way he is talking about Alberto 🥹 #and the that’s my boy at this end 🥹 #he is so soft

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Fernando and his eternal battle with the FIA continues; he's a true martyr and the last practitioner of the ancient arts of f1 war crimes

King Babygirl will never surrender to his crimes 😘😘💅✨

#fernando alonso #iconic shit #fernando vs the fia is the best entertainment ever #dts could only dream to be that entertaining