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THE AVENGER'S NICKNAMES FOR VOICE ACTIVATION ON THE QUINJET:

NATASHA:

Natasha Romanoff.

Denied.

Black Widow.

Denied.

*sigh* Natalie Rushman.

Welcome, Scariest Avenger.

CLINT:

Clint Barton.

Denied.

Hawkeye.

Denied.

I hate you, Stark. Okay, fine. Legolas.

Welcome, Pointy Avenger.

STEVE:

Steve Rodgers.

Denied.

Captain America.

Denied.

Ugh, I'll get you for this, Stark.

America's Ass.

Welcome, Skin Tight Suit Avenger.

THOR:

Thor.

Denied.

Thor Odinson.

Denied.

*sigh* What did he call me the other day? Oh, yeah. Point Break.

Welcome, Mean Swing.

BRUCE:

Bruce Banner.

Denied.

The Hulk.

Denied.

Ugh, what could it- oh no.

Veronica's Dad.

Welcome, Greenest Avenger.

PETER:

Peter Parker.

Denied.

Spiderman.

Denied.

Oh. Uh, Tony's Son?

Welcome, Web Slinger.

*smiles*

SAM:

Sam.

Denied.

Sam Wilson.

Denied.

*sigh* I'm gonna kill him. Big Bird.

Welcome, Sesame Street Avenger.

BUCKY:

James Barnes.

Denied.

Bucky.

Denied.

The Winter Soldier.

Denied.

I'm not saying it.

I'm afraid you must, sir.

*sigh of annoyance* Fridge Magnet.

Welcome, Steve's Sidekick.

like/repost for a part two, if interested! :)

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cassian making his crush a playlist as a solstice present 🥰✨💞

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TSA Agent: I’m sorry you can’t bring pets on a plane.

Gwyn: ....

Emerie: ...

Nesta: it’s ok this is our emotional support miniature Pegasus.

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reactions to you asking them to hit your ass like they hit a volley ball -> oikawa, ushijima, bokuto, akaashi, terushima, osamu

warnings: kinda nsfw? implied smut?

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I LIKE SHINY THINGS BUT I’D MARRY YOU WITH PAPER RINGS

[image is a drawing of iwaizumi and oikawa in their aoba josai school uniforms; iwaizumi has hoisted oikawa up in a princess carry, and they are leaning their heads together with matching helplessly delighted grins. little cartoon lovehearts are flying out of their heads.]

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Nishinoya: If the opposite of 'con' is 'pro'

Nishinoya: And the opposite of congress is progress...

Nishinoya: Then the opposite of Constitution-

Daichi: Let me stop you right there.

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au where daichi talked to yamaguchi and tsukki and made them provoke hinata and kageyama before their 3 on 3 in s1

art by me~ ask to repost elsewhere

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Oikawa: Iwaizumi called me pretty today.

Oikawa: Actually the full statement was “you’re pretty stupid, Shittykawa" but I’m only focusing on the positive things.

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Haikyuu Characters as Memes

Hanamaki: Pepe

Matsukawa: Dat Boi

Sugawara: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ daichi’s thighs ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Yamaguchi: Gru meme

Daichi: Change my mind

Oikawa: Cheating boyfriend meme

Ushijima: Salt meme

Tendou: Glow up

Bokuto: The floor is meme

Kageyama: Deeper into the mind meme

Kuroo: Spongebob meme

Hinata: Valentine’s cards

Kenma: Out of it Mr. Crabs meme

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What’s summer if there’s no beach bois? OvO

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*during a training camp*

Hinata: How do you tall people sleep? Isn’t it impossible for the blankets to cover your whole body???

Tsukishima: Hinata shut the fuck up. It’s three in the morning.

Hinata: So you can’t sleep either?

Tsukishima: I swear to god I’m going to kill you.

Hinata: .....is it because of the blanket?

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when u accidentally catch your parents kissing

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it was daisuga day on 01/02 so i drew the warmest hug :’)

(please do not repost/edit/use without my permission)

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How Kageyama Slept Last Night

Featuring: Your Responsible™ volleyball dads

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“Hello, I’m calling to ask if I can order a butt whipping for my friend.”

I wanted to do more but my hand got tired :(

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Soooo, if pretty setter squad all got undercuts for summer? 

Everyone is alarmed