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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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But is it REALLY a sittable city if the only seats are ones out in the open with no shelter from rain or snow?

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#sailor moon #thank you to the commenter that added that option

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

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my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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get furried, nerd

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

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✧ Vector to the Heavens ✧

This took me almost 6 months to complete and isn’t even the only version I made lmfao maybe I’ll post the other one if I ever decide that I like it enough. Anyway, this battle destroys me every time I play it and the song is an absolute masterpiece and overall it may just be my favorite battle in video game history tbh

#kingdom hearts #xion #my baby girl

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something stupid that i'm only posting this because i like how i drew skuld

#kingdom hearts #union cross #ventus #skuld

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It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry