“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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the assurance "nobody is judging you" is straight up false... people ARE judging you and you have to find a way to be ok w it
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"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"
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can someone fact check this
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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding
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you know how it is
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its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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i drew this the last time ffxiv was under maintenance bc the pizza tower comic was stuck in my head idk
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