metro-citys-finest

[metro-citys-finest]

fact: Did You know?:

nukes are not copper and there exploshin is also not copper

therfor metgokan can put all the nukes in his mowth and create world piece

get it

he EAT nuke and creATE peas

wowow a pun that is not a lie, ok? cool

must go now pipip cheeryo

#megamind #metro man #fact #world peace #he'll friggin do it #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Yes, my name is Matt. Matt Roman. Say it out loud, it may sound familiar. The super sleuth @mertomanfactman was the one who figured it out, even before you, supposed evil genius!

~Metro Man

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #what's your name? #Phil? #I bet it's Phil #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Alright, that was a close one. Thank you for showing mercy, Roxanne. Much appreciated!

I can't make any promises as far as my disposition towards Megamind is concerned, given our... tumultuous past. I promise to respect your decision to remain with him, you won't hear a peep from me, but beyond that... yeah, no promises.

As for my mother, uh... I'll have a word with her. I think she may be in denial, she was always pushing me to ask you out for real, after all. You know how mothers are. But yes, I'll make sure she cuts that out, that's pretty awkward!

~Metro Man

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #wonderful mercy #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Woah, hey now! We don’t have to get the baby pictures involved!

I meant no offense to you, Roxanne. I’m sorry. I’ll keep… my reservations about your partner to myself. It’s not my place to talk to you like that, I realize that now.

And for the love of God, don’t get my mother involved!

~Metro Man

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #please don’t #she loves making me squirm #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Full pardon? This is news to me. If this is true, then I’ll respect the law… though I will acknowledge its failings. One good deed can fully pardon almost one hundred life sentences??? Sounds iffy!

And for the record, as for what you’d do without Megamind, I’m sure you’d manage just fine! You can do so much better!

~Metro Man

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #the system needs revision #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Yes, I am quite hype inducing!

It was me that caused the hype, right?

~Metro Man

Just watched Megamind for the first time! I can see the hype!!

#megamind #metro man #just checking #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Oh… okay, so everything is fine?

~Metro Man

Metro Man! It's me, Megamind! I need your help! The DOOM SINDICIT HAS ABDUCTED ROXANNE!!!

Hang on now, I thought you were supposed to be the big bad defender. How the hell did you let this happen?

Plus, it’s spelled syndicate, just so you know.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #false alarm #(?) #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Wow! Adding forgery to an already lengthy list of crimes!

~Metro Man

What did you mean by "we were just going through the motions"? Was Megamind not enough for you? Had he become predictable?

I’d say he’s pretty predictable, yes. Even if he pulls something completely out of the blue, I’m durable enough for it to not matter.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #keep it up #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

A decade old article? Your source is far less relevant than what you’ve said here!

~Metro Man

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #someone doesn’t know how to find sources #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Way to conveniently forget that you believed I had died, and CELEBRATED IT, only to feel bad not out of guilt, but out of nostalgia for our rivalry. So selfish! So evil!

~Metro Man

What did you mean by "we were just going through the motions"? Was Megamind not enough for you? Had he become predictable?

I’d say he’s pretty predictable, yes. Even if he pulls something completely out of the blue, I’m durable enough for it to not matter.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #you haven’t changed #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

And there it is. You haven’t changed a bit. You still need me to bring you to justice, you don’t have a smidge of accountability. For shame!

~Metro Man

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #for shame #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Metro Man! It's me, Megamind! I need your help! The DOOM SINDICIT HAS ABDUCTED ROXANNE!!!

Hang on now, I thought you were supposed to be the big bad defender. How the hell did you let this happen?

Plus, it’s spelled syndicate, just so you know.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #uh oh #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

The fact that the justice system exists, and consists of more than less-than-sincere apologies.

~Metro Man

Do you wear underwear under your suit or is the underwear on the outside your underwear? ( sorry for weird question lollll just been wondering a while)

It’s under! It would be pretty gross to wear nothing under the suit. You could imagine the swass that comes from a strenuous day of defending!

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #there you go #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Just more than minor??? I think it might be more severe than that…

~Metro Man

What did you mean by "we were just going through the motions"? Was Megamind not enough for you? Had he become predictable?

I’d say he’s pretty predictable, yes. Even if he pulls something completely out of the blue, I’m durable enough for it to not matter.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #somebody needs to reflect #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

Then you aren’t law-abiding. You’re a criminal! Through and through! Roxanne and the city are in good hands with me around, so get in your cell!

~Metro Man

Do you remember that one time you saved Megamind when he almost died?

Yes. He may be evil, but I’m strongly opposed to the death penalty. Justice should be fair, above murder. Not equal to it.

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #hypocracy #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

fact: Did You know?:

Some peeple say meyoman is based on supper man, but they are STOPID and WRONG

Heteroman is OREGANOL CHARCTER

what they meen to say is only the first half

Metro man is baste :):

Thatsall

#megamind #metro man #based metro man #fuck Superman #joker movie

[metro-citys-finest]

How’s your music career going?

It’s been going good. I’ve gotten some record deals done, and try to get around on different radio stations. It’s very much a hobby, though—defending is a full time gig!

~Metro Man

#megamind #metro man #music man #joker movie