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not only did he cheat on you, he also fed your dog kirkland signature kibbles.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

#skill issue. subs come to me i will put your ass in the chili

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy 

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#no no let them cook #also this is LO

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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this is honestly the funniest final fantasy 14 image i have ever seen

#he’s so me #final fantasy #ffxiv #i love him sm

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The more I get back into liking, loving and lusting on people, the more I'm reminded what a sanitized, segregated lie queers have been built into.

I've met the sweetest, prettiest queens who tell me "Well, I'm a transsexual. Sometimes I call myself a transman because both my trans self and my manhood are me."

New friends tell me about the sexcapades their closed polycule gets up to that they just watch because they're a kinky ace.

There's staunch lesbians who helped the love of their life transition as a transmasc, gay men begging to be topped by trans men with the fattest tits.

Older queers don't hesitate to shout "oh, like Prince!" when I tell them I'm androgyne. Vanilla questioning men will text me day after day before shyly confessing I'm their dream guy. Closeted trans women ask to kiss me because I'm their dream girl. Doms and subs who melt when they realize I'm both and neither, and they didn't know somebody like me existed.

There's vanilla lesbians on Grindr and acearos who have shown me love deeper than I thought possible and guydykes kissing girlfags and MtFtMtX elders and throuples that have so much affection that they just collectively parent babygays who got disowned.

Everybody is so beautiful! There is so much love! It is no wonder a cruel world has a vested interest in suppressing queerness when humanity is so expansive to us.

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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

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uncharted 4: a thief’s end ⇢ iconic phrases

#uncharted 4

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NATHAN DRAKE Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End (2016)

#thimking abt him… #uncharted 4 #nathan drake

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Me On Letterbox: I like this movey. 5 star.