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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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#it was a stuffed sheep #I didn’t name it #but I loved it

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You can’t just hide that in the tags, that’s the best thing I’ve seen all day. Here, get more drawings as a treat.

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Facts that we know about bonzo

- His teeth are not soft

- He's on a payroll, as an external contractor

- He's made of skin and sweats

- He probably can read

- He does lap dances in his free time

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this episode killed me. celia is a MOTHER? sam used to VAUGEPOST? gwen is literally JONATHAN SIMS? lena is basically ELIAS BOUCHARD? SOME OF THEM ARE BENEVOLENT?????????

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

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Patiently waiting for the fanart of Sam wearing sunglasses and that one shirt that says "I'm not a step dad, I'm the dad who stepped up"

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“so mr bonzo goes to a strip club”

oh?

“and he strips-”

WHAT

“several people of their limbs”

yep that makes more sense

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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

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He’s just like me for real

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"jesus christ" "i go by alice now, actually" THE TRANSGENDERISM SLAY ALICE I LOVE YOU DARLING

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great minds think alike

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I think if it came down to it, Strandy would pull a NotSasha and nefariously infiltrate the institute by replacing an existing employee (his roommates kept bugging him about it because his boycrush works there and they wanna wingman so bad) and then he’d fuck it up so bad in front of said crush, run away and kill and replace someone else because he got embarrassed