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in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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so now we need a handjob button right

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they should do this for tumblr so you know when a lot of picrew icons are gonna be filling up your notes

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auto suggest bewilders me

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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes