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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS.

IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT

FUCKING V O T E.

TRUMP IS WINNING

THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS A FUCKING JOKE.

HONESTLY, IM AFRAID FOR MY FUTURE BECAUSE WHAT IF HE FUCKING DOES BECOME PRESIDENT??? HE WILL MAKE IT HARD FOR US.

YOU GUYS REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING IMPORTANT THIS IS. YOU

C A N N O T

LET TRUMP FUCKING BECOME PRESIDENT. YOUR LETTING SOMEONE WHO CANT EVEN FUCKING TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN BUSINESSES AND WIGS GET INTO OFFICE.

I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE NOT INTO POLITICS. VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS.

I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE LAZY, DO IT ANYWAYS.

I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOU ARE WHITE, BLACK OR ANY OTHER COLOR.

PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THIS FUCKING STUPID ASS RICH MAN.

PLEASE.

You guys honestly don’t realize how important this is. That stupid ass man is in the lead with votes. You CANNOT let him win. To the people that don’t care, you will most definitely care once he’s in fucking office ruining everything more. You don’t understand how important this is to me. You don’t understand how scary this is for p.o.c .

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ATTENTION BERNIE SUPPORTERS

As many of you know, Bernie’s birthday is tomorrow (September 8). To celebrate, we are planning to raise a significant amount of funds for his campaign in one day. 

If you would like to contribute, CLICK HERE to donate and show your support for Bernie on his special day!

Even if you are unable to contribute, please spread the word! 

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my mentally ill ass: *fluctuates between over and undersharing without missing a beat*

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how neurotypicals seem to think the psychiatric world works

mentally ill person: *calls doctor* Yes hello doctor i have a problem

Doctor: yes hello patient who i somehow always have time for. pls come down to my office in 10 minutes to discuss this problem

mentally ill person: okey dokey

Doctor: and of course i know u r only a student, so i will give you this doctors visit for a $5 copay!!!! now please, tell me about ur problem. do not worry about time restraints this office exists in a void where the time limits to visits dont apply.

mentally ill person: *is able to describe symptoms accurately, concisely, and perfectly.*

Doctor: You this one diagnosis perfectly without any oddities. here is your magical diagnosis paper. you now have this disease. you did not have it before. here are magic pills that can cure your disease forever!!! am i a psychiatrist or a psychologist? I don't know

mentally ill person: *takes pill and is suddenly 100% functional and 'normal'* Now i am permitted to talk to neurotypicals again

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How I'll get a boyfriend as a senior X'D

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“I will end with something I heard about Chelsea Clinton. She had been reading her father’s book, and it had never occurred to her that her dad was growing up in Arkansas during a time where people had to have separate drinking fountains due to segregation; it just didn’t really compute until she read the book. And when she read it she said, ‘Wow dad, that’s crazy. I can’t even imagine what that must have been like, having white water fountains and bathrooms segregated. So…What did you do about it? ”

Rosario Dawson moderates Manifest: Justice panel with Sybrina Fulton, the mother of Trayvon Martin, and Dr. Bob Ross. 

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*Reblogs so hard, screen chips*

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“Ewww, you’re dating someone who used to be a man? That makes you gay!” Well, the person you’re dating used to be a child, so with your logic that makes you a pedophile

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The Customer Is Not Always Right: Needs To Press Paws

(I am cashier at a pet store. I see a man walk into the store, pick up a large and expensive coffee table book on show dogs, and get in my line. My manager has warned me, and shown me a picture of this man. He tries to convince cashiers to give him a refund for items he has just stolen. I immediately page my manager, who, unbeknownst to me, is tied up with a minor medical emergency in the back of the store.)

Thief: “I want to return this item.”

Me: “Do you have a receipt?”

Thief: “No.”

Me: “I’m very sorry, sir. Without a receipt, I cannot give you a refund.”

Thief: “Give me a refund.”

Me: “Sir, I watched you pick that book up when you came in. I know you did not buy it.”

Thief: “Give me the f****** money, or I’ll kick your a**.”

(Most of the customers in my line start backing away.)

Me: “Sir, I cannot give you any money, and if you leave with that item I will call the police. Please leave the store.”

Thief: “You little a**-hole!”

(The thief grabs the front of my shirt, and rears his arm back to punch me. I throw my arms up to shield my face. Out of the corner of my eye, I see a flash of movement. The next thing I see is a spatter of blood on my counter, and the man out cold on the floor with a bloody nose. My manager, with a paramedic from the earlier emergency, walks up.)

Manager: “What the heck just happened?”

(As I tell my story, an assistant manager calls the police, opens another line, and checks out the waiting customers. The paramedic starts checking on the man, who has a clearly broken nose. The man slowly regains consciousness, and points to me.)

Thief: “She assaulted me! I’m going to sue!”

(I talk to the police.)

Me: “He grabbed me, but I never hit him. I don’t know how he got hurt!”

(The man, a known criminal, is handcuffed and put in the police car. The officers and my manager go to review the security cameras. About ten minutes later, I get called to come back to the office.)

Manager: “You have got to watch this!”

(The camera footage clearly shows the man getting the book, getting in line, arguing with me, and then grabbing my shirt. At that moment, the customer in line after him, a tiny, middle-aged Asian woman, leaps up, grabs the hair on the back of his head, slams his face into my counter, and then calmly steps back to where she had been standing. She did it so quickly, that we have to run the footage back on slow to see exactly what she had done. After the thief is out cold, she walks over to the new line that the assistant manager opened, buys her bag of cat food with cash, and leaves without a word. Apparently, the other customers either didn’t see what she did, or decided to keep their mouths shut. We have no idea who she is, and we never see her again. The thief was charged with assault on me, and arrested. Wherever you are lady, thanks! You’re my personal super hero!)

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HSM REUNION CRY WITH ME

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This

Anime blog: *text post making fun of anime*

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Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

“Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-”

“Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter”

“Actually, it’s-”

“It’s Neville. Your name is Neville”

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We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

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The Tone Analyzer is a website that lets you enter text, and then uses linguistic analysis to detect your social and emotional tone.

Now you guys can sound nicer when you send me messages.

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