meowingatthesea

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how long before the "outside agitator" tag gets added to the protests ongoing at unis across the US?

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

#MR BLISS

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t-shirt that says "i ❤️ gebrokts"

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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happy earth day. don’t forget that someone else’s outdoor cat is your indoor cat

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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college

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sorry we mistook your boyfriend for a cinnamon roll and we sold him with the chametz. yeah it's just a temporary agreement, you can have him back in eight days. he'll be okay he's safe in a locked cabinet with the pasta

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Secularist society that takes the cigarettes approach to religion and it's totally legal but all religious texts require a big sticker thst says "THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR GOD" or whatever. And at the start of every sermon you have to give a disclaimer thst you're making it all up. Etc. Kinda based

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#no memories of actually breaking skin #but im sure i tried #older sister claims she never tried to bite me but i did her

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as an autistic jew, passover is objectively the best holiday because it’s a dinner party with a script that everyone has to follow

#re prev #YOU are getting variety #EYE am getting potatoes

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#ACTUALLY I HAVE TO CLEAN PESACH STARTS IN 6 DAYS I /HAVE/ TO CLEAN

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as an autistic jew, passover is objectively the best holiday because it’s a dinner party with a script that everyone has to follow

#i have mealplanned for all of pesach guess what jrs gonna be #BREAKFAST: MATZO BREI #LUNCH: MATZAH SANDWICH #DINNER: POTATOES #pesach is great because its the one week of the year my goysiche roommate cant say 'no we have to have more than one meal forever on loop #for dinner because I need variety ' #because FUCK YOU ITS PESACH WE CAN ALL EAT ONE MEAL FOREVER ALL HAIL THE POTATO #also re the rest of this opinions #pro script but also pro deviation from script #pro pesach food as covered #cleaning ks the worst (im so stressed help)

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I’m curious because I have a gay aunt and I keep hearing more and more people tell me they have one too or a gay uncle 👭🏳️‍🌈👬

#i have a gay ex uncle (married my biological aunt and was my uncle and then had a years long affair with his male secretary that was an open #secret and my aunt and him divorced and now he's just secretly openly in a relationship with his secretary but not publicly out) #important note is that his secretary has a wife and children #ive met them #because they're all good family friends of my family #and we all just SHUT THE FUCK UP about the known love affair when the secretary's family is around

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every so often, you just have to come to terms with the fact that timothy omundson is extremely handsome, and he tricked you into forgetting. again. bc he's actually a fantastic character actor who exclusively plays tools.

#HOLY SHIT GALAVANT GUY AND CARLTON LASSITER ARE THE SAME GUY #my roommate is informing me that they told me this when we started watching pysch #but it definitely didnt sink jn intil now

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you can jerk off to anything. just the other day i jerked off to a crisp and refreshing spring breeze

#ma'am you can NOT #➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️ person who despite their best efforts has never orgasmed

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god knew not to give me a dick because I would be getting hard every time I eat a cream cheese bagel