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mentallyillcrustacean · 2 months

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Ok I'm gonna write about this cuz look at him

SUGGESTIVE CONTENT AHEAD MINORS DNI

Foolish x fem!reader, grinding, making out, slightly possessive reader (it's more jokingly), nicknames used: babe, baby

Imagine, this video comes out and you didn't know that your bf Foolish would be exposed like this. You remember him being egged but nothing specific, so seeing the absolute THIRST on Twitter was a very sudden and kinda hilarious.

Seeing the picture at first did give you an immediate reaction of desire. I mean hell that happy trail has pushed you over the edge many times whether it be you on top or bottom and grinding with it giving you the perfect friction against your clit.

Foolish wrapped up some business and didn't bother streaming today so he comes downstairs to see you staring and practically drooling over the picture on your phone, thighs pressed together seeking some form of release.

“Whatcha looking at baby?” Foolish says directly behind you causing you to jump and put your phone down immediately to the side on the couch. You turn around and see a smug smile on his face, you stutter,

“Wh-what? Oh my god, I can't believe Karl left that in the video! Like he knew what he was doing,” you laugh a little.

“Aww you jealous babe?” Foolish says sitting next to you putting a hand on your thigh, “No.. not really cause no matter how much the doozers thirst over you,” You say moving into his lap, “I know you're mine.” You kiss him slowly as his hands wrap around your waist urging you closer. His tongue prods at your lips begging for access which you happily grant him, your hands tangling into his hair as you slowly grind yourself in his lap.

You breathlessly pull back and move your hands down his chest and stomach, moving them underneath to feel his skin and happy trail you desire.

Foolish groans at your soft hands shamelessly feeling him up. “Fuck baby, you drive me crazy,” Foolish says as you move in to kiss his neck and collarbone.

“need you~ I need to feel you, please fuck me,” you whimper seductively in his ear. Foolish picks you up and walks you both to the bedroom, swiftly kicking to door shut behind him.

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To be continued maybe??

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mentallyillcrustacean · 2 months

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM FERAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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mentallyillcrustacean · 2 months

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I’m fine.. yeah.. totally… Foolish is still in good standing imo.. for now. Also I’m interested in HermitCraft 🤔 watched the first 3 episodes of season 10 from Joel pov in YouTube it looks nice and calm and cozy.

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mentallyillcrustacean · 2 months

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I’m thinking unholy thoughts 😵‍💫 ⬇️

I want, no- NEED to sit on his face omg 😩 that nose is perfect for face riding and the hair is so grab worthy 🫠

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mentallyillcrustacean · 3 months

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

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mentallyillcrustacean · 5 months

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Disappointed I didn’t have him wrapped in ribbons under my tree (that I don’t have cuz of cat but shhh)

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mentallyillcrustacean · 6 months

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mentallyillcrustacean · 6 months

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just saw the fnaf movie

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mentallyillcrustacean · 7 months

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Prompt 10. “Clothes. Off. Now” with.. FOOLISH 🤪 I’m totally normal about him 💀

Lover Boy {Foolish Smut}- Kinktober Day One

Warnings: Dom!Foolish, Sub!Reader, tying up, Foolish calling the reader: Little One and Peaches, Slow burn smut, riding, Implied and mentioned creampie, breeding if you squint, sexting, nipple piercings, not edited.

Foolish had been streaming for the last few hours and you were sick of it. You’d hardly had any sex with Noah in the last few days, and you needed him badly. Even with him being on stream, you were spamming his phone with photos of his favorite blue lingerie. Some of the pictures featured your dripping cunt, others your pierced nipples could be seen through the lacy fabric of your bra. You watched his stream, hearing each ding of his phone with the photos and texts. You were practically begging him to come out to the living room and to rearrange your guts. Nothing. He was too focused on his stupid build in Minecraft and responding to his fans questions and comments. After nearly an hour of sending photos, Foolish pauses to take a look at his phone. Biting your lip in anticipation, you watched as Foolish’s face went from smiling to his mouth falling open slightly. Everyone watching the stream starts to ask him questions, but he simply brushed them off. After a moment, Foolish said he was going to take a bathroom break and would return in a few.

“Peaches,” Foolish calls out, glancing into your shared bedroom. You can hear his footsteps coming towards the living room and your breath catches in your throat as your eyes meet his eyes. His facial features are hard and he crosses his arms over his chest, standing near the hallway. “There you are.”

“What’s up babe?”

“Drop the act,” Foolish rolls his eyes, his eyes watching you. “Clothes off now.” You don’t move from his seat and Foolish laughs sarcastically. “Did you not hear me? Clothes. Off. Now.”

You quickly stand up, your fingers struggling to undo the buttons to one of Foolish’s button ups. Foolish takes a couple steps towards you, a smirk present on his face when he realizes how flustered you are. Once you’ve undone the buttons, you push the garment off your shoulders. You’re now standing in front of him, in only your blue lingerie set. Foolish is now standing directly in front of you, his fingers hooking under your chin to make you look up at him.

“You know that you’re in trouble, right? Is that why you’re avoiding my gaze?” Foolish questions and you nod your head in response, catching your lip in between your teeth. “Why did you send me so many inappropriate pictures?”

“I-I need you,” You say, reaching your hands up to wrap them around his neck. Leaning up, you try to press a kiss to his lips but he moves his face away from you.

“So, sexting me during my stream is the answer?” Foolish asks keeping your chin in his hand. “How should you be punished? It’s only fair that I punish you until I’m done streaming.”

You shake your head, “No punishment.”

Foolish laughs, as if he thought what you said was a joke. “Go to our room, now. I’m not asking again.”

You rush down the hallway, quickly walking into your bedroom. You sit in the bed and glance towards the hallway, waiting for Foolish to join you in the bedroom. It had been no longer than thirty seconds when he appeared with something in his hands. He motions you to stand up, not saying another word. You glanced at the clock; Foolish had been off his stream for 3 minutes. He was in a hurry to get back, so he needed to figure out a punishment for you.

“Hands behind your back,” Foolish demands standing beside you. When your hands are behind your back, Foolish takes them in his before wrapping the silk fabric around your wrists, and tying them in place. He moves the rope around your body a couple of times before tying a knot in the fabric by your hip. He leans down and presses a deep kiss to your lips, “I’ll be back.”

He begins to walk towards the door before you whine, “Noah, please!”

“You’re staying in here, with your hands tied behind your back. You’re not touching yourself or sending any more nudes,” Foolish returns by your side, lightly smacking your face.

“B-But I need you!”

Foolish frowns, “I understand that. You can sit here and tied up for the next half hour. When I come back, you’re going to be in for it.”

Without another word, Foolish leaves the room with you sitting on the bed. A half hour passes and your arms are starting to get sore. You could hear Foolish across the hall, wrapping up his stream. You squirm in your spot, a small whine leaving your lips. Over the last half hour, dirty thoughts ran through your mind of all the ways Foolish was either going to fuck you or punish you. When he comes into the room, you look up at him with teary eyes, “Daddy, I did so good for you. Please!”

Foolish chuckles, “I see that, but you had no choice Peaches. Your hands were tied behind your back and there wasn’t any way you could have misbehaved.”

You frown before Foolish helps you stand up, his fingers quickly untying the silk rope from around your body. Your shoulders, which had been in pain since your arms were forced behind your back, untense and you sigh in relief. With your newly released hands, you reach up and grab Foolish’s face and kiss him. He kisses you back, grabbing your thighs and helping you wrap your legs around his waist. While making out, you take a moment to flip his hat off his head and onto the floor. You gasp when your back hits a wall, the opening of your mouth allowing Foolish to overtake the kiss. Foolish begins to kiss down your neck, smirking when you shiver as his stubble tickles your neck.

“Need you,” You whine, grinding your hips into his.

“Patience little one,” Foolish replies, moving you back towards the bed before dropping you onto it. “Ass in the air.”

You flip over onto your stomach, arching your back so that your ass was in the air. Foolish’s hands run over your ass before he roughly smacks both cheeks. You bite back a moan, glancing over your shoulder to see him smirking at the redness appearing. You wiggle your hips causing him to smack your ass again, “Fucking hell, you’re so lucky I’m not in the mood to punish you much more.”

Without another word, he steps back before quickly stripping out of his clothing. He grabs your hips, flipping you onto your back before kneeling in front of you. Foolish presses his lips to yours, biting down on the skin of your bottom lip. You dig your nails into his shoulders, hoping that he’d press into your aching cunt. Foolish pulls your hips to wrap around his waist, propping you onto his lip before rolling over and flopping back onto the bed. “However, as much as you hate riding me… I love it.”

You begin to reach behind you to undo your bra, but Foolish smacks your hands away to undo it for you. The moment your pierced nipples are getting harder due to the cold air, Foolish attaches his lips to one of them and he softly sucks on it. You moan, reaching down to pull your panties off but Foolish stops you, “Move em to the side, they look too good to throw onto the floor.”

You flush, pulling your panties to the side before sinking down on his length. Foolish bites into the skin of your breast, muffling the sounds of pleasure. You find a pace that made Foolish’ breath quicken against your chest. You moan out, grinding your hips against his. You needed his help, but he was too focused on your pierced nipples to even notice your struggle.

“D-Daddy, help?”

“What’s a matter, Peaches?”

“Need help,” You bite back a moan before Foolish’s tip nudges your cervix. “S-so deep, I can feel you here.” You guide Foolish’s hand to your stomach where he can just barely feel the head of his cock.

“Holy fuck,” Foolish mutters before his hips start to drill up into yours. Moans and pants leave your mouth, your nails digging into the shoulders in front of you. He pounds harder into you, your head falling backwards with moans escaping your lips. “You’re taking me so well. I bet your little head isn’t filled with anything, you’re so drunk on my cock. Aren’t ya?”

You babble out a response, something that Foolish can’t understand. A soft laugh leaves his lips before he kisses the side of your neck, nipping at the skin. Your nails continue to bite into the skin of Foolish’s shoulders and you move your hips a little faster in order to chase your orgasm. “Close!”

“Beg to cum,” Foolish groans, his fingers digging into the plush of your hips and he grazes his teeth against your neck.

“P-Please let me cum! I-I’m so close and you’re so deep inside me. I want you deeper, I want you to fill me up.” You whine, squirming against his grasp. The last sentence causes Foolish to pick up his speed, his teeth biting marks against your neck. You moan loudly, your core tightening around his cock.

“Cum for me,” Foolish groans, biting his lip. “Then, just maybe.. I’ll fill you up with my cum.”

Your body presses against Foolish’s as you moan out his name, while he presses kisses across your collarbone and up the other side of your neck. Your eyes flutter closed, as you were unable to keep them open. Seconds after you come undone, Foolish right behind you, pumping his seed deep inside of you. You moan softly at the sensation, gasping when Foolish flips the two of you other before pulling out. He looks between your legs, watching as his cum seeps out of your hole. “Holy fuck, Peaches. You took my cum so well.”

He presses a quick kiss to your forehead before going to get some supplies to clean you up, with a promise of a shower in the morning. As you curl into his chest, you mutter out an apology before resting your head on him. Foolish continues to press kisses across your face towards your neck, nodding to let you know he heard you.

Maybe pissing Foolish off WAS the answer to getting attention.

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